About Me
things ive learned over the years.
1) never double dip the chip
2)asking a girl if its" that time of the month" is a huge no no
3)if a women gives you the"evil eye" avoid all contact or prepare to sufer the consiquences
4)when something is really funny, shut up. dont say another word because you just might look like an idiot.
5)showers should be a daily ritual and not just be for a special occation.
6)always wear a belt. you never know when you might be pantsed
7)its always legal if you dont get caught.
8)never say it wont happen. god has a ironic and sadistic sense of humor.
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