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Stephen

God's a place youll wait for the rest of your life

About Me

I was born inside of a tiny house. We had to build a set of stairs because my hips were too beautiful. The best thing about me is that I never use the word "". I'm sure you can guess what it is, after a brief conversation. But sadly, I never say it, so, well, lets not get redundent here.People often tell me that I look a lot like JP Morgan. I understand the comparison, but I don't appreciate the way they look at me as if I'm going to try to pull something.One thing that really bugs me about most people, is that they won't come up with a good soy/tofu imitation of salisbury steak. I mean, it's the shittiest meat there is, and it's mushy, that should be really easy to replicate. And it's all based around gravy and mushrooms, how hard is it just to use mushroom gravy? Throw a side of really crappy spirtal noodle based mac n cheese on the side, and they'd never notice the difference. I mean, it's not that hard people.Also, for the last time, it's not that I'm distant, I just don't find you very interesting. I love the way your eyes light up whenever you get excited though. It's really heartwarming to see someone get excited over something so pointless. I really do envy you, but stop talking about me behind my back. I don't care if it's all positive. I just hate the idea that the idea of myself will be passed around from person to person ala that "telephone" game, until people expect a different version of me. I'd rather they sum it all up on the spot.I really fucking need a dog.

My Interests

I want to overthrow the goverment. But I'm still trying to find a way to better merge socialist philosophy with capitalist success. Also I'm a very lazy person. Mostly I just like to pout.

I'd like to meet:

so I was masturbating this morning and I was looking at my penis, and I decided i should take a picture of it because I don't think I've done that before, anyway, I loaded up the picture to view it on my monitor, and it's a really nice looking penis. Seeing it in that light I could compare it better to say, the penis that I see in porn and like just the general form and layout of it, it's nice looking

Music:

Neil Young. Elton John. Of Montreal.Those are the first three people that popped into my head. I'm not going to do one of those fucking huge lists. Maybe I can try this again in a week and see what I end up with.For now we'll just say:Nem.

Movies:

I recently saw The Station Agent.I was pleased for all of it's great acting, understated/non tear-jerking humanity, and the amazing grace in tackling a story that revolves around a dwarf (and whilst using a lot of humor within), but never resorting to either slapstick or over sentimentality (the two things that would obviously plague such a concept).But the thing that really stood out for me the most, that I don't think enough of the reviews that I've read mentioned, is that it's the single best depiction of anti social/self isolation I've ever seen in cinema.Overall I'll give it a C-.

Television:

Arrested Development is good. Family Guy is still good, and you are a pretentious fuck for disagreeing.The office is pretty good, but I keep feeling like all the jokes have already been done in my real life. We do have cameras.There was a documentary on TV the other day called "Best of the Beatles". You'd think it'd be showing some of their best performances and works and what not, but boy would you be wrong! It was about their drummer Pete Best, whom Ringo replaced right before they took off. Also known in some circles as the biggest ass fucking of all time. I thought that was a slick title ploy though.

Books:

holy shit those take way too long

Heroes:

Vincent Price, Sigmund Jahn, and of course Mao Zedong.

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Posted by Stephen on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 12:45:00 PST