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eatin the apple

if the shit-house goes up in flames, its probably my fault

About Me

hello all, im a marine in okinawa. i like potatoes, i like them mashed, i like them fried, i like them baked, i like potatoes. i am pagan, not wiccan, it was the closest thing to paganism that they had and i didnt want to say other cuz its too generalized. im a solitary practitioner, so please dont ask me to join a circle. other than that, im a big fan of jumping up and down and doing hand stands in weird places. i like trench coats. i like legos. and i like remote control cars. next to sex my snap-on tools are best so please dont ask to borrow. i also like fishing, camping, playing drums, working on cars, and getting in drunk fights with sidewalks. the side walk usually wins. i live with 2 other roomates who like to get drunk and piss on computers, its a long story dont ask. well thats all i got. if your ever in okinawa and you see a big guy in a trench coat and an old irish skull cap doin a hand stand in the middle of gate 2 street, come say hi.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: dude
Birthday: 12/2/82
Birthplace: bottom of a bottle of captain morgan
Current Location: okinawa japan
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6ft 1in
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: yes it is
The Shoes You Wore Today: tims
Your Weakness: girls named kristen
Your Fears: failiure
Your Perfect Pizza: yep
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: let you know next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit im still here
Your Best Physical Feature: my right pinky toe
Your Bedtime: many times through out a day
Your Most Missed Memory: 1017
Pepsi or Coke: captain and coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: cocoichibanya's
Single or Group Dates: what ever just send me on a fukin date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: mint chocholate chip
Cappuccino or Coffee3A
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: when im drunk
Do you Shower Daily: whats a shower
Have you Been in Love: yessir
Do you want to go to College: sort of
Do you want to get Married: yes wink wink kristen
Do you belive in yourself: eh
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: some times
Are you a Health Freak: shit no
Do you get along with your Parents: oh hell yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh hell yea
Do you play an Instrument: no i play drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no im not an alchohaulic
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: do bears shit in the woods
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: oh hell yea
How do you want to Die: happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pretty sure im grown up and not where i want to be
What country would you most like to Visit: the united states goddamit
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: eh
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: as long as its not a mohawk
Height: shorter than me
Weight: lighter than me
Best Clothing Style: do they have to wear clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: cant remember
Number of CDs I own: i dont know
Number of Piercings: used to have one but the green weenie said no
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2
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You Are An INFP
The Idealist
You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.
You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist. What's Your Personality Type?Layout made by
Your Theme Song is Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf
"I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under"
A total independent spirit, you can't be held down or fenced in.
You crave the feeling of wind on your face... and totally freedom. What's Your Theme Song?

My Interests

Drums...Cars....Music....Outdoors, and video games.

I'd like to meet:

herbie, dimebag darrell, john bohnnam, vinny paul, mike portnoy, neal pert, and frank zappa.

Music:

DREAM THEATER!!! classic rock, progressive rock, metal, classical

Movies:

Herbie movies!! I love that fuckin volkswagen! car movies...comedies...sounds good

Television:

family guy...don't watch to much else

Books:

What are they???

Heroes:

My parents. Frank Zappa, Dream Theater, and uhh...Herbie

My Blog

holiday greetings for those that cant be home

i just wanted to ask everyone who reads this to think about those of us that cant be home for this holiday season. im not asking you to think about me in any way, but the ones i work with, the friends...
Posted by eatin the apple on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:31:00 PST

Halloween- Samhain

I've had people asking me to explain Samhain (Halloween) from my, a Pagan's, perspective. This is an excellent article by Peg Aloi from WitchVox.com that covers the history and dispels some of the rum...
Posted by eatin the apple on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:54:00 PST

ranting for the nice people

well i just found out recently that because of some lazy fukin useless cunt waiting to send my paperwork that i may actually be comin home in december. now this is a good and bad thing,its good cuz i ...
Posted by eatin the apple on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:06:00 PST

do i have untrust worthy or asshole written on my head

all right whats up with my life as soon as i find out im goin on leave and it gets approved, the one girl in my life that i want to see the most(besides my mother) tells me that im not gunna see her a...
Posted by eatin the apple on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:01:00 PST

mikes version of a rant

s othis guy mike you all know and love so much apparently needs to learn to shut up sometimes, and maybe not say or do the first thing that comes to his head. well now thats over,  im gunna eat p...
Posted by eatin the apple on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 10:59:00 PST

what nyquil will do to you during the day

well mikes brain is almost totaly closed for buisiness. there arent enough of my brain cells left to keep answering questions! fast cars are toys! potatoes are good,and i like them!  i need to dr...
Posted by eatin the apple on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:45:00 PST

marines anonymous

wednsday, december 21   Marines Anonymous Marines, you'll understand.  Civilians, read this anyway... 12 Step Program For Transition1. I am a Marine, I have a problem. This is the firs...
Posted by eatin the apple on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 11:01:00 PST

survey

Copy and paste this. Fill it out and send it to all your friends including the person who sent it to you. Do this because the person who sent it to you didnt sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all ...
Posted by eatin the apple on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 10:08:00 PST