.. "Wait...do you need me to be sober? Because I can be two people at once."
"I always do sober what I said I'd do drunk. That will teach me to keep my mouth shut."
"It probably IS booze you smell on my breathe."
"Drinker by dayDrunker by night."
"Whiskey and Women. Too much of either can drive you to the other."
"People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."
"Sometimes I reflect back on all the beer I have consumed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
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