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BiLLy ThE KLiT

If we are strong, our strength will speak for itself. If we are weak, words will be of no help. - JF

About Me

My names Michael Cluverius. If your wondering why my names Billy the Klit well i was in the military and my nicknames were Billy the Kid and Clit so i changed it. I am obsessive compulsive and an all or nothing type personality. I want my friends who aren't doin much to join the military and I give as much advice as i can but at the same time i dont want them to join cuz it sucks finding out later that they died in some shithole. I miss my parents since i wont see them for about two years or more if im still around. I like having as much fun as possible and my life is stalled at the moment because im just tryin to have some more fun before i really have to work. I like eating at whataburger at night when im smashed. I like walking around public places under the influence. And if you read this i want you to know that i just passed gas. Anyways take care oh and i work only 15 days in the month and i work as a JCO. Fun job. Oh and yup im tired gnite. games layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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Name: Michael Alexander Cluverius
Birthdate: 05-22-86
Birthplace: everywhere
Current Location: nowhere
Eye Color: Hazel brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: short
Weight: 148
Piercings: none
Tatoos: 2
Overused Phraze: YOU WANNA FUCK WIT ME!
FAVORITES
Food: Lasanga
Candy: Milky Way
Number: 1,000,000
Color: purple
Animal: Lion
Drink: Iced tea
Alcohol Drink: Hennesy
Bagel: anything with cream cheese
Letter: C
Body Part on Opposite sex: legs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mcdonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee
Kiss or Hug: kiss and hug
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: rap
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny scary movies
Love or Money: money
YOUR...
Bedtime: sometime in the morning
Most Missed Memory: Next question
Best phyiscal feature: fingernails
First Thought Waking Up: i need a cigarette
Goal for this year: Get back into the military
Best Friends: Mike D., Nate, Daniel, Bryan, Wes, Taylor, Rich
Weakness: Alcohol, cigarettes, gambling, and alot of other things im tryin to stay away from
Fears: Hitting rock bottom again
Heritage: mixed
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Pot: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: yes
Ever beaten someone up: YES
Ever Skinny Dipped: YES!!!!!! Fuck
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long: dont care
Height: dont care
Style: dont care
Looks or Personality: dont care
Hot or Cute dont care
Drugs and Alcohol: neither
Muscular or Really Skinny: i want them buff as fuck lol
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: one maybe two, no three
What country do you want to Visit: Israel
How do you want to Die: quick or with alot of pain lol
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: sometimes
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: sometimes
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: depends
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Drink: not really
Shower Daily: sometimes
Been in Love: can't remember
Do you Sing: when im drunk in a bar
Want to get Married: no
Do you want Children: no
Have your future kids names planned out: no
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: lskjfdflksdfasdfladsfas;kasd;fkjasdflkj
Hate anyone: yes and no
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My Interests

Rock climbing, working out at Gold's Gym, working when i get to fight some damn inmate, chillin with my boys, gettin throwed, movies, music, sleeping, did i mention gettin throwed?

I'd like to meet:

Dont wanna meet anyone, I have fun with the people that know me now, I work and meet new people, basically I just want to be a memory to people that met me here in the states. I just want to up and disappear into the world. Hopefully somewhere along the way I get rich or rich enough not to have to do shit lol.

Music:

Everythin and anythinNirvana Videos | Movie Clips | Nashville Relocation

Movies:

my favorite movies are Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Braveheart, Snatch, Requiem for a Dream, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mission Impossible 2 only because the first scenes in the movie consist of freesolo climbing.OH YEAH CHECK OUT THIS TRAILER THIS MOVIE IS GONNA BE FUCKING GREAT!300 extended
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Television:

that 70's showSonne Vs Snatch
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Books:

the entire dark tower series. If you havent read it read the damn books starts slow but gets good as hell by the second book. IF you dont read it youll see a bunch of big wise guys showin up to your house to whack you. LOL JK. Unless you piss me off. JK.

Heroes:

Daredevil and my boy Williams from FMSS. He had my back when i needed him, he still owes me $5, he was always there to lend an encouraging word and he was a shitbag like the rest of us SATs but he was my boy. He passed away on a 3 mile run giving encouragement to my boy Pratt. You wont be forgotten dawg. I love you and wish all the blessings in the world to your family.Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 100% Spider-Man 90% Green Lantern 85% Iron Man 85% Hulk 80% Robin 65% Catwoman 60% Wonder Woman 48% Supergirl 43% Superman 35% Batman 25% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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My Blog

YEAH IM NOT GAY IM STRAIGHT SO STOP ASKING!

YEAH WHOEVER SENT THAT MESSAGE OUT WHATEVER FUNNY FOR YOU BUT GO FUCK A GOAT MOTHERFUCKER.  I AM STRAIGHT PROUD TO BE STRAIGHT SO STOP ASKIN ME OR WHATEVER THE FUCK! FUCK!
Posted by BiLLy ThE KLiT on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:24:00 PST

huh

    Who the fuck am i kidding im not gonna go to some island broke im really gonna bounce out of the states to join the foreign legion nov. 2007 besides id get plenty of experience figh...
Posted by BiLLy ThE KLiT on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:09:00 PST

My own place

Hell yeah sucka!  Im getting my own place to get fucked up at all the time its perfect lol cant wait and if I end up drunk calling anyone my bad because the shits gonna sound pretty stupid like a...
Posted by BiLLy ThE KLiT on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:13:00 PST

Take care dawg

For those of you that read this and knew him and know what happened to him say a prayer for my boy Fadden thank you.
Posted by BiLLy ThE KLiT on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:14:00 PST

What the fuck am i gonna do?

Man what the fuck am i gonna do?  I could stay with a stripper, go with a crazy old young lookin woman, work on a tugboat and stay with a friend, go to France and join the Legion, or go to Texas ...
Posted by BiLLy ThE KLiT on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 07:41:00 PST