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Grandma's little Stinkerbell
Jan. 1st 2006
I just got tired of chasing butterflies! (taken by grandma)
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A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?""Because I'm a woman," she told him."I don't understand," he said.His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."Later the little boy asked his father,"Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?""All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.The little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.Finally he put in a call to God.When God answered, he asked,"God, why do women cry so easily?"God said:"When I made the woman she had to be special.I made her shoulders strong enoughto carry the weight of the world,yet gentle enough to give comfort.I gave her an inner strengthto endure childbirthand the rejectionthat many times comes from her children.I gave her a hardnessthat allows her to keep goingwhen everyone else gives up,and take care of her familythrough sickness and fatigue without complaining.I gave her the sensitivity to love her childrenunder any and all circumstances,even when her child has hurt her very badly.I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faultsand fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.I gave her wisdom to knowthat a good husband never hurts his wife,but sometimes tests her strengthsand her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.And finally, I gave her a tear to shed.This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed.""You see my son," said God,"the beauty of a woman is notin the clothes she wears,the figure that she carries,or the way she combs her hair.The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes,because that is the doorway to her heart- the place where love resides."
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If I had to live my life again I would not change any of it, except maybe for the teenage years with my daughters. but they have grown to be fine young women and mothers, and I hope the girls they have never put them thru what they put me thru. but my mom always told me your kids will be 10 times worse than you ever were. God Forbid! HELL HATH NO FURY like a teenage girl ...
My favorite...
...color is pink
...Man is hot
...sport is Sex
...season is summer
...TV show is CSI
...drink is Kamakazi
...book is Any VC Andrews
...Artist is Reba McEntire
...holiday is Halloween then Christmas
...website is Ask Jeeves.com and Google.com
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You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Hawaiian Name is:
Leilani Iolana
What's your Hawaiian Name?
NEVER STOP BOUNCING
