Viking Mike (Battle Warrior and Head of Pillaging)

About Me

My name is Mike.
My AIM is Devilmaycryfan14
Ask me for my number and I'll probably give it to you
I drive a 1993 Toyota Camry LE
I'm a very open person.
I have have a tendency to say what I feel and not care who hears it
I'm all about inner strength.
Life's Philosophy: Be fearless. Be aggressive. Don't take shit from anyone who tries to discourage you.
I have my opinions but I'll listen to yours with an open mind
I'm a libertarian and I love arguing politics and making fun of both sides
I'm incredibly arrogant and can be a bit of a dick sometimes
I care more about my friends then you will ever understand and I will ALWAYS be there for them
You fuck with them, you fuck with me. Just warning you ahead of time
I don't judge people. It's kinda ignorant
I'm pretty good at giving advice, so if you need someone to talk to you can hit me up
Guitar Hero is my crack. I play it a lot more than I should
I've put people to sleep with my massages cause I'm so damn good at them. Ask and ye shall receive.
I love animals and I'm a hippie tree-hugger
Two of my passions in life are wrestling and martial arts. I wrestled all four years of high school and plan on coaching youth next year. I'm also a student of muay Thai kickboxing and plan on adding more martial arts to that.
My two best friends are Kyle Willis and Joe Wilson
Kyle because I've known him for years and we always get into crazy shit and I've just been through a hell of a lot with him.
Joe because we're pretty much the same person mentally. On a regular basis we do, say, and think the exact same things without knowing that the other is. I love music. Though country is really forgetable, and so is a lot of stuff that gets played on the radio.
I'm really a lot smarter than I act.
I'm a sucker for eyes
And a gentleman
I love laughing and making others laugh
I'm generally very optimistic
After college I'm joining either the Air Force or Navy. Not sure yet.
One day I'm gonna change the world
"We've never been a political band. But if I can't say the F-word in the United States of America, I'm going to say something about it. If it gets to the point, where you can't cuss on TV, I'm moving to a different country." -Jonathan Davis
[About working as a coroner's assistant in his youth] "Mainly I discovered that I'm not afraid of death, but I'm afraid of dying too young. I want my son to bury me, and I want to be mummified and have my body put in the wall. I just don't want to rot. I want to be preserved in a mausoleum behind glass with both my middle fingers up with a disco ball above my head. I wouldn't charge people admission. That would be my last gift to the world." -Jonathan Davis
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My Interests

Music(mainly metal and gangsta rap, but I listen to just about everything), hangin with the friends, conservation of wildlife and the environment, chicks (I love eyes. Any color), REAL wrestling, Muay Thai kickboxing, other martial arts, zoology minus ichthyology, video games, my blessed ipod, cars, psychology, philosophy, politics, intelligent conversations, all sorts of other stuff
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What Olympic Sport Are You?

wrestling
If the Olympic Games are a history of mankind, wrestling is the prologue.In Greco-Roman wrestling, the wrestlers used only their arms and upper bodies to attack. They could hold only those same parts of their opponents. It worked nicely from a historical perspective, but another breezier style was sweeping across Great Britain and the United States by then. Known as catch as catch can, it had become standard fare - and popular professional entertainment - at fairs and festivals in both countries. In 1904, the Olympic Games added the second wrestling event and called it freestyle.

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I'd like to meet:

God, so he(or she) can answer all my questions concerning religion. Forrest Griffin, Stephan Bonnar, Chuck Liddel, Matt Hughes, Ken Shamrock Royce Gracie, Tito Ortiz, Rich Franklin, Tim Sylvia, Andre Arlovski(I like UFC, okay?), Tony Jaa, Bruce Lee, Steve Irwin, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Martin Luther King, Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Nathan Hale, Jean-Paul II, JFK, Ronald Reagan, Thomas Paine, Che Guevara, anyone that can inspire me to do my very best in life and be fearless through all adversity...the list goes on and on. KoRn and pretty much any other band that I like.

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher

75%

Goth

70%

Skater

25%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

25%

Prepy

10%

Emo

Trendy

5%
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WHAT ROCK BAND R U?? (COOL PICS)

KORN
HEAVY METALER!! KORN KICK ASS!! THERE A GREAT BAND AND THERE MUSIC WILL NEVER DIE OUT HOWEVER OLD IT BECOMESTHEY HAVE VERY MEAINGFUL LYRICS! THERE WAY COOL!!

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You Are Wolverine
Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.

Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly Which of the X-Men Are You?

Music:

Thrash, death, black, and all other types of metal, most rock, industrial, techno, electronica, old rap, some new rap, old country like Johnny Cash, blues, R&B just about anything. Some of my favorites are Korn, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Marilyn Manson, Prodigy, Rage Against the Machine, Nas, 2Pac, All That Remains, Bleed the Sky, John Legend, Pink Floyd, Dr. Dre.

Movies:

The Crow, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Super Troopers, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...anything by Kevin Smith really, American History X, Fight Club, The Departed, any movie with Tony Jaa, The Breakfast Club, A History of Violence, Jet Li's Fearless, Queen of the Damned, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, South Park, Scream, Friday the 13th, tons more

Television:

Scrubs, UFC, Mythbusters, Scrubs, Stand-Up Comedy, UFC, Family Guy, South Park, Scrubs, UFC, Robot Chicken, Animal Planet, I Love the 90s, Scrubs

Books:

The Harry Potter series, The Godfather, The Sicilian, Omerta, 1984, Animal Farm, The Art of War

what fighting style do you have?
Boxer

you have lethal hands and are real quick on your feet. You prefer to box it out rather than brawl. Move like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Rumble young man, rumble

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Heroes:

Pure inner strength, the men and women who defend this country, anyone who can rise up and overcome against all odds, and I pretty much idolize Steve Irwin.

My Blog

Kimbo Slice Is A Hazard To Mixed Martial Arts

So tomorrow nite CBS is making it's mixed martial arts premier with EliteXC. I will not be watching because will probably be somewhere, barely coherent, but I digress. Anyway, the main event of the ni...
Posted by Viking Mike (Battle Warrior and Head of Pillaging) on Fri, 30 May 2008 03:01:00 PST

75 Things Every Man Should Be Able To Do

I got this from esquire.com and thought it was pretty interesting. 1. Give advice that matters in one sentence. I got run out of a job I liked once, and while it was happening, a gu...
Posted by Viking Mike (Battle Warrior and Head of Pillaging) on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:57:00 PST

some more philosophical food for thought

ive already had this discussion with a few of you, but you all should read iti was at my moms earlier, sitting on the back porch, and there was this puppy a few houses over that i was watching. it was...
Posted by Viking Mike (Battle Warrior and Head of Pillaging) on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:05:00 PST

some philosophical food for thought

i thought this up by the way. i didnt steal it from anyone. they say knowledge is powerthey also say ignorance is blissso taking into account that knowledge and ignorance are antonymous, one would hav...
Posted by Viking Mike (Battle Warrior and Head of Pillaging) on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:32:00 PST

Check it. Leave it.

1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a date I'd take you on that fits your personality.4. I'll say something that only m...
Posted by Viking Mike (Battle Warrior and Head of Pillaging) on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:38:00 PST

Things I Learned In Florida (incomplete)

Old women don't like it when you buy speedos People will stare when you wear a speedo Don't leave the hotel room wearing a speedo unless you're absolutely sure you have a card key Speedos make it...
Posted by Viking Mike (Battle Warrior and Head of Pillaging) on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:38:00 PST

A Vanishing Beauty

Yeah this is the research paper I wrote sophomore year. I got the sudden urge to put it up here. I myself think it's pretty damn good...
Posted by Viking Mike (Battle Warrior and Head of Pillaging) on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:13:00 PST

There's a good chance you're in here. Read it.

"We're gonna end up on the news someday." You always gonna be my homie haha. We ride together we die together. You talk about how we never talk anymore even though we see each other everyday. You seem...
Posted by Viking Mike (Battle Warrior and Head of Pillaging) on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:24:00 PST

Thoughts on death

When people think you're dying, they listen, instead of waiting for their turn to speak. It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of dying is not of importance, it lasts so short...
Posted by Viking Mike (Battle Warrior and Head of Pillaging) on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:05:00 PST

Quite Possibly The Dirtiest Song Ever Written

A long, long, long, long time agoBefore the wind, before the snowLived a man, lived a man I knowLived a freak of nature named Sir PsychoSir Psycho Sexy that is meSometimes I find I need to screamHe's ...
Posted by Viking Mike (Battle Warrior and Head of Pillaging) on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 06:07:00 PST