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kevin

kmo25

About Me

I am a talkitive, fun guy who loves to make others laugh.A big storyteller, (got it from my mom) except after one of my stories, you are holding your ribs laughing , after one of hers, you feel like you've done a sheet of acid.... I've traveled everywhere, lived in the OC, wi, portland, france, played basketball in college, lip pierced, I don't know.... I hate this part.....

My Interests

Sports,music,poker,beer,travel,movies

I'd like to meet:

Barry Bonds, Mike Matusow, Conor Oberst, Alyssa Milano, Bill Walton, Stu Unger, Doyle Brunson, Chip Reese, katherine heigl

Music:

atmosphere,bright eyes,belle and sebastian,modest mouse,ugly cassanova,cat stevens,nick drake, johnny cash,songs ohia,built to spill,low,sleaterkinney,elliot smith,bob dylan,hayden,eyedea,sleaterkinney,nick cave,cat power,al green, marvin gaye, sam cooke,k@d,thievery corp.,beach boys,bill withers, heist...

Movies:


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kevin --
[adjective]:

Like in nature to a human dildo

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[noun]:

A perma-orgasm

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Television:

the occasional sporting event, news, poker,top chef, curb your enthusiasm, animal planet, discovery

Books:


What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? my doctor said my Fanta
Beverage (alc) ? cheap beer-bud light. good beer-sam adams seasonal. drink-rum & coke
Color ? dark green
Food ? chicken & rice/ jambalaya
Item of clothing ? SOCKS (AHA HA)
Meal of the day ? anything but breakfast, ick
Feature on yourself ? legs
Quality in a guy/girl ? personality/spunk
Phrase ? what the HELL is goin ON around here!? (lombardi) or ma boi!
Song ? this week? umm....biggest lie/elliott smith
Musical Artist/Band ? artist-elliott smith/band-bright eyes,atmosphere
Sport ? basketball but i love them ALL
Movie ? goodfellas
TV Show ? does sportscenter count? or the world poker tour?
Radio Station ? kfan!!!!
Type of Chocolate ? anything but white
Eye Color ?
&..39;Do you/Have you ever....'
Have any pets ? not now but ive had a ferret named Elric and two lizards
Smoke ? not cigarettes ;)
Drink ? who pushed me?
Have any piercings ? my lip/upper ear
Have any tatoos ? nope
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend
Gone streaking ? yep while camping!
Gone skinny dipping ? hehe, last summer
Been to Europe ? yep, France and the Netherlands
Been to an island ? yeah, behind my sisters house there is a super cool island on the misssss. river
Had stitches ? yes/forhead and lip
&..39;Broken any bones ?' not sure, i think i have
Been stabbed/shot ? my brother used to shoot me with a beebee gun loaded with dog food! OUCH!!!!
Slept until after 12:00 ? thats when i go to bed
Stayed up all night ? 3rd shift, baby
Danced like a whore ? haha, thats the only way i know how to dance!
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? (sigh) umm.....yeah
Turned down a dare ? yes, but not usually, im frickin CRAZY
Which friend....&..39;
Is the funniest ? Richter/Seabass/Templeton
Is the prettiest ? Alyssa, Erin
Is the most handsom ? Fritz/Burmsy
Is the loudest ? Sober-Templeton/Megan. Drunk-Richter/Seabass
Is the craziest ? Templeton
Is the most shy ? Fritz/Denny Hecker
Is the most loving ? Faydios
Is the most boring ? umm....none of them are boring
Is the richest ? Burmsy
Is the most athletic ? Beef jr/the Realm
Is the most cocky ? Seabass
Is the biggest sex icon ? Fritz/Burman
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Templeton
Do you look up to the most ? Rickty
Do you tell everything to ? Faydios
Has the best clothes ? Templeton
Has the best house ? Templeton
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? ick
Kiss someone of the same sex ? no but they have kissed me! ICK
Cheat on someone you love ? haven't yet hope i don't
Lie to your parents ? yeah only cuz they worry too much
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? yeah
Lie to your best friend ? yeah
Run from the police ? yeah
Bungee jump ? yeah
Sky dive ? yeah
Cross dress ? NOOOO, well maybe for halloween
Be an exotic dancer ? no!
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? i have before on accident
Scuba dive ? i'd love to
Go rock climbing ? done that
Go spulunking (caving) ? spulunking? sounds like a word for vomiting
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? wishes he had slug's talent
Bologna ? yuck
Hott ? Vegas
Orange ? orange you gonna answer this?
Real world ? denny hecker
Fuck ? haha
Jack ? pizza
Cucumber ? ranch
Hip-Hop ? Atmosphere/Aesop Rock/El-P/P.O.S/Brother Ali
Uniform ? work
UniCORN ! ? rainbow bright?
Rainbow ? lucky charms
Clown ? another name for moron
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Heroes:

My Dad

My Blog

Kobe

I HATE KOBE BRYANT!!!! For the last 4 or 5 years, my least favorite athlete of all time has went back and forth between Kobe Bryant and Derek Jeter. But i think i have that spot permanently reserved f...
Posted by kevin on Fri, 05 May 2006 07:34:00 PST

dream

I just woke up from a cool dream! I could fly! I can't even begin to explain how amazing it felt to float in the air. It started when i was at my brother's house. He has a really high vaulted ceiling....
Posted by kevin on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:56:00 PST

SOX

I was at my sister's house the other day and i saw something that i felt like i needed to comment about....girls socks. I saw my sis wearing blue and black stripped socks with the little toe...
Posted by kevin on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:41:00 PST