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The Machine

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hello.I'm 25, I hate lots of things, and I met the love of my life on T'internet. It can happen to you. I intend to marry my Eclipse when we can afford a wedding.Some people call me Batman.Some people in the wonderful world of wrestling efeds call me The Machine.Most people just call me Steve.If you don't actually *know* me, don't bother sending me a friend request.If you care to, read my blog. It all goes in there.UPDATE 28/11/07 Updated blog.

My Interests

Sci-fi, comics, fantasy, role-playing, football

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really.

Music:

Last gigs attended : Embrace/Delays (Brum academy), Muse (MEN), Placebo (MEN), David Gray (Paisley Town Hall Glasgow), Idlewild (Wolves Civic), Muse (WEMBLEY)Last albums bought : Eyes Open (Snow Patrol), Sam's Town (Killers), Twelve Stops Then Home (The Feeling), I Created Disco (Calvin Davies)

Movies:

Favourite films ever : Transformers The Movie, Fight Club, Mannequin (underrated classic), Wedding Singer@ cinema : X-Men 3, TMNT, Hot Fuzz

Television:

Next Gen, Quantum Leap, old Transformers, Peep Show

Books:

Anything King or Palahniuk

Heroes:

Friends, fictional characters, my lady, Chris Benoit

My Blog

RANT

OK here's some things that are really pissing me off at random.Dumb managersAlex McLeish decided Birmingham was a more attractive prospect than Scotland, and Lawrie Sanchez favoured Fulham over Northe...
Posted by The Machine on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:54:00 PST

bad grammar

LOLXXOR!!!1111Just wanted to share my rage at current football pundits. Not content with using stupid onamatopaeic words like "dink" when they should say chip or "ping" when.. err... I dunno really......
Posted by The Machine on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:36:00 PST

Happy Christingle!

Happy....CHRISTMAS, you bastards.Not Winterval, or Festivus, Decemberween at a push and damn sure not HAPPY SMEGGING HOLIDAYS. Fuck that.I'm only going to say it once more - our country, our culture.I...
Posted by The Machine on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 05:07:00 PST

SATAN is coming down my chimney kids!

Here are some more review for my M&M chicken pitta blog. If I'm not mistaken I've either finished or nearly finished the lot. I can't remember if (A) I've reviewed Chicken Bombay Balti Pitta Hala;...
Posted by The Machine on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:07:00 PST

hoorah

The mighty Tottenham stun me again. 2-0 down at half time to Danish nobodies in a snowy picture, my ITV4 reception came back to life and so did Spurs. Lennon and Malbranque both wasted great chances b...
Posted by The Machine on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:03:00 PST

wika wika

Ohhh its terrible.....FacebookLet me explain something to "yous." For years, I balked at things like MySpace. It struck me as being really pathetic, a "social networking site" when I could just go out...
Posted by The Machine on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:26:00 PST

Things I Hate

People who spit on the floor in public. You're disgusting.People who say "yous" instead of you. You're stupid and probably Scouse.People who press the button at a zebra crossing when they can see twen...
Posted by The Machine on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 01:46:00 PST

more stuff

Time to add some more nonsense - I have twice won the XFM Ticket Monkey "must say phrase" competition, winning myself the new Ian Brown album and the Sex Pistols best of.To win Ian Brown, I successful...
Posted by The Machine on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 07:32:00 PST

Last weekend

I thought I'd do a little write up of last Saturday as it was my state birthday i.e. birthday celebration when it wasn't actually my birthday since that happened in France.We started with a gentleman'...
Posted by The Machine on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 01:39:00 PST

A pitta news

Time to add an update on my pitta reviews!Honey Chili Chicken Pitta HalalThis one was the one that promised much, the title making me expect both sweet and spicy and it let me down on both fronts. Sur...
Posted by The Machine on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:07:00 PST