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OUT OF ALL OF THE RESIDENCE IN THE ENTIRETY OF LONDON, ONLY THE PIDGEONS FLY FIRST CLASS...........................THE CHELSEA HEADHUNTERS WERE STARTED BY A WOMAN.......................................................
...................After some extensive scientific research an evolutionary anatomical change has been noted in the male of this fair species. It is thought that over time the penis has shrunk and taken on a more oblate appearance, the testes in concurrence with this have also dropped in average size and have gained the ability to store data in binary code form. It is general consensus amongst these scientists that in the future the male appendage will be able to dock with computers much alike the modern day USB stick. Data stored in the testes(measured at 2GB per ball) will be able to be transferred across the internet through the USB stick or "Dongle" to another client(female or males with suitable extension sockets). This data may be removed via floppy and inserted into the female ZIP drive subsequently used to inseminate and fertilize embryos. Dubbed as Internet MAting it is predicted that the first Trans-Atlantic conception will occur in 2067.
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Influences: Good morning/afternoon/evening. Hello/bonjour/buongiorno and welcome to LEFTARM.....YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.....So update: Having spent the last few years trawling the country learning from some of the best producers in the world: namely Steve Osborne(U2,Placebo,KT Tunstal), Flood(Depeche mode,NIN,Sigur Ros), Mr Hudson/Kanye West, i have been beaten black and blue into a weapons grade,military issue producer in my own right.THIS IS THE ALBUM....FULL AND UNCENSORED FOR THOU TO INGEST,DIGEST,PROCESS AND MANAGE.LIVE PERFORMANCE WORK IN PROGRESS>>>>>>WANT A THRASHING?MAYBE NOT.Have you ever noticed that the rubbish bins in london are placed at the exact time/space ratio as to the time/space ratio of chicken wing consumption whilst walking......Maybe Not
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