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About Me

I am cool. That's undisputed and pretty well documented. Besides that, here's a few things you should know about me:
I'm passionate about personal growth. I strive to learn, grow, and improve my life every day. I approach each day as an opportunity to learn more about myself and about the world. I feel it's essential to continue growing by pushing yourself beyond your comfort zone to experience new things in life.
I'm ambitious, intelligent, compassionate, honest, loyal and have a great sense of humor. Plus I'm really handsome! Did I mention modest?
You should also be aware that I'm a mischievous son of a bitch. I like to joke around with my friends and play elaborate practical jokes on unsuspecting victims. I'm self-deprecating and I have no problem being the butt of the joke if that's what it takes to make people laugh. I'm sarcastic and satirical... kinda like Stephen Colbert with a beard.
I really love music and I regularly attend shows featuring local bands and djs. Please note that I would never tell you to go see some shitty band. I respect your time and I have too much integrity to do such a thing.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Either your mom, or her hottest daughter. Yeah.

Actually, I'm looking to meet new people in Portland. Hopefully I can meet some new friends that fit the description below:

Someone who can show me a cool bar or restaurant.
Someone who'd like to share a few pints of ale.
Someone with a hunger for knowledge.
Someone with a sense of adventure.
Someone with an intelligent, open mind.
Someone clever who laughs with me (and at me).
Someone with a great personality.
Someone who enjoys a healthy lifestyle.
Someone who can teach me to salsa. Or can fake it.
Someone who'd like to exchange witty banter.
Someone who wants to go see some live music.
Anyone who's rad!!!

My Blog

Czech this out: The Schnitzelwich!!!

I was walking around down town the other day when I bumped into my old friend Stanley who was in town from Oakland on business.  It had been quite a while since wed last chatted, so we decided to gra...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:43:00 GMT

I cant make this stuff up

I was restless so I took Roger for a run tonight in the tranquil Portland rain.  4 wet miles in the dark, no biggie.  That was until Roger chased after and scuffled with&...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 06:15:00 GMT

Voters and Fecalfeliacs Beware!!!

Dear Voters and Fecalfeliacs,I watched the 3rd and final Presidential debate last night and I am outraged.  I hope you are all registered to vote, because I'm going to drop a bomb on you.  Are you sit...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:00:00 GMT

Mother of all Relays: Hood to Coast!!!

Hey guys, For those of you who don't know, the world's largest relay race just took place here in Oregon and I was lucky enough to participate.  It's called Hood to Coast because 1000 teams of 12...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:31:00 GMT

You are a hipster.

A lot of defensive hipsters have recently asked me what the term HIPSTER means, as if they had no idea.  Ironic, I know.  Well, I did a little internet-flavored plagaristic searching, and came up with...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 10:06:00 GMT

Marathon

I just got done running my half marathon down in Eugene.  I'm not sure what my official time was, but it was around 2:15.  I totally smoked some fools during the last half mile.  I spri...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 13:30:00 GMT

Portland: 3 months!!!

Wow, I got to Portland exactly 3 months ago tonight.  I can hardly believe it's only been 3 months.  It seems like I've been here for a long time. So, if you're reading this you're probably ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:42:00 GMT

Gnome Alarms

As most of you are aware, I have a sincere distrust of gnomes.  Our falling-out rapidly accellerated recently due to a flamboyantly shady night time assault on my immune system carried out by no...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 08:56:00 GMT

Portland: Month1

Howdy Folks! Well I've been in Portland about a month now so I figured it's about time to write another update.  So far so good.  I'm having a great time up here meeting new people and explo...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 14:24:00 GMT

Portland: Week 1

Hey guys! My first week here in Portland has been great.  My roommates are awesome and my house is awesome and my friends here are awesome.  Yeah, it's a little chilly but that's why the mak...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:38:00 GMT