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David

Oh my god there's a bear in my oatmeal

About Me

Hey my name is Dave and I am 22 years old until next year. I like people, places and things and when the weather's just right I like that too. I miss my good buddies from back home a million miles away but I make do by partying, dating, working, and playing in their honor. I will be a High School English teacher and a writer when I'm all learned well from college and a baby seal walked into a club.

My Interests

Doritos definetely. Hockey, soccer, writing, reading, physics, learning all there is to know. Did I mention Doritos?

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Vonnegut

Music:

Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Johnny Cash, Ashley Simpson. You name it, chances are I like it. Except for the last one. She can stop making "music"

Movies:

Batman Begins was awesome. But my favorites are Night of the Living Dead, the remake one, Fallen with Denzel Washington, and, well who really cares. Just come over and watch them.

Television:

Family Guy is at the top, but House M.D. is close. Although we all know how common those cases of HIV induced leprosy are.

Books:

1984 by George Orwell/Brave New World by Aldous Huxley/Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury/WE by Evgeni Zamyatin/A Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter M. Miller Jr. That rounds out the list of people I'd like to write like. But I like other stuff too. Kurt Vonnegut is awesome

Heroes:

Maria Sharapova. Because she's hot AND she plays tennis. Wonders will never cease. But seriously, my buddies risk their lives fighting fires so they are close to the top of the list. Minus the debauchery anyway.