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Crow Mama from the train

don't you know there aint no devil it's just god when he's drunk

About Me

I will pee on your floor and escape with your dishes! My knees taste like hot dogs.

My Interests

Dave, Soren, Norman, Bandit, Sheeba (sometimes), my goats, cooking, eating, Birds of prey, bats, two headed animals, dog tags, dogs, two headed animals, owls, the forest, camping, exploring, meat, taxidermy, old: trunks, suitcases, hats, clothing, underware, photos and people. I also seem to be into climbing things I can't get down from, digging holes I cannot climb out of, as well as doing things I may never recover from.

I'd like to meet:

Two headed animals, road kill, crow crafters..

Music:

right now I have been listening to a lot of Wizzard, Bob log III, The Kinks, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Hank III, Those Poor Bastards, and Robert Johnson.

Movies:

The Jerk, Sleep Away Camp, Raising Arizona, True Romance, Kill Bill, Zoolander, Super Troopers, Cat's Eye, Fletch , Grizzly Man, Wild at Heart

Television:

Weeds, six feet under, dexter, house

Books:

The kind with words

Heroes:

Normandy and Bandito

My Blog

warning

Winter is boring me, I hate being cooped up! I have decided to come back to life..... watch out!ALSO- I want to slaughter my goat. He is getting to be about that size, and goat is delicious! Also Bago...
Posted by Crow Mama from the train on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:32:00 PST

in no particular order

Camped in Oscoda Secret jerky! Normandy caught a pheasant in the yard yesterday morning, I knew he were good fer sumthin'! Dave and I took it to Kensington and BBQed it. Bill Murry, Gene Wilder combo ...
Posted by Crow Mama from the train on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:53:00 PST

what I have been up to

  Making knives Sewing all my cloths so they will fit me again. Bike riding. Figuring shit out. Makin money. Spending money. Learning to groom dogs. Tending to the clam. Trying to control my dogs...
Posted by Crow Mama from the train on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:54:00 PST

so I like to list

Grizzled dick lizards Wasted away in margaritaville. Lots o garbage piles and abandoned buildings. Lots o junk in my livingroom now. I found really cool combat boots and black boxing gloves... this is...
Posted by Crow Mama from the train on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 03:04:00 PST

what has been going on this week....

Dog search warehouses loch ness monsters bonfires fire dances Heart fire cartwheels work drinking no food no money fun times warm weather!!  ...
Posted by Crow Mama from the train on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 10:30:00 PST

I wonder who the hell they are talking about!?

http://www.metrotimes.com/editorial/story.asp?id=8417I should have gone!
Posted by Crow Mama from the train on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 01:04:00 PST

2004

funniest year ever... it's so necessary
Posted by Crow Mama from the train on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rythm

I spit on james' leg last night and tried to make myself throw up on him as well
Posted by Crow Mama from the train on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST