my condolences (an open letter to kanye west) |
here is a letter i wrote, before i realized that i have no way to actually send it to kanye west. any readers who can help me with "postage" please let me know.****************************************...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:14:00 GMT |
prosthetics |
if i were to lose an arm, i would get it replaced by a really long prosthetic. why just get a normal length prosthetic? why not make it a really long fake arm? I mean you've already lost one arm...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:44:00 GMT |
sometimes you have to examine the mirror, man. |
so i saw a myspace banner ad that that boasted it could tell me exactly how "punk" i was if i take a "quiz." i took the quiz and i found out that i'm just barely too punk to be giving out my email add...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 18:47:00 GMT |
so i made this video, right? |
I have this VHS tape that has some of the very worst and very best programming off basic cable. Its about three years old, this tape.. anyway, I made a video that features just a couple of the p...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:23:00 GMT |
an apology |
I must apologize for my unpleasant blog from earlier this morning. That was uncalled for. And all the profanity... My goodness!anyway, from now on my maxim is: "if you don't have anything nice to say,...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 13:25:00 GMT |
what didn’t make it between my legs |
Chain-Letter Bulletins... Oh, indulgence!!This was a chain letter with a fairly simple concept"...lets get rollin' with a movie title followed by 'between my legs'"that's pretty cool, I can dig that, ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 00:20:00 GMT |
new blog |
so three people have viewed my blog in the last week and I haven't posted anything new in months. almost a year.I would like to offer an apology to those three people, for making them read blogs which...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 19:00:00 GMT |
personal observation number 30 - we're starting over at thirty |
Everyone's like way deep, and I'm kind of shallow. also, I think that naming two fish Roger Waters and David Gilmore would be hilarious.I had a dream last night about a show called "Voyage of the Mimi...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 00:02:00 GMT |
cats |
cats get lonely sometimes, but they're too dumb to tell you.
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 02:08:00 GMT |
The Heat Is On |
It really is a shame that if you happen to find yourself on or near a street named after a civil rights activist, you probably aren't in a safe area. I moved a couple of weeks ago to the area of Diver...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 15:49:00 GMT |
