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About Me

Yes I am the Author of Drunken Space Pirates! I've spent years creating the entire D.S.P. universe, which is a complete cluster F of random crap where nothing is Fiction and everyone and everything is fair game. Along with the help of my trusted 'Hired Gun' Raven Akki ( A fellow author who writes the character Akki within the D.S.P. universe ) my unrelated lil bro / Webmaster and all around Tech Guy Justin Holland ( the keeper of our website www.Trappedsouls.net ) and with the support of all my good friends who appear as characters themselves we hope to expand the D.S.P. and make it a household name . . . but mostly so i can get rich and then take all my pirates out to get totally hammered!Check my site.Then check out my book.Ok so thats not a link, the one in my Book section is though.And yes you read that correctly, I'm a Drunken Space Pirate. I've nothing better to do then be a Drunken Space Pirate and if I did id still be a Drunken Space Pirate. What more do you need to know anyway? I drink, I’m part of the Space Pirates Union. I have a fleet of ships most of which are solely for the transportation of all the alcohol consumed here at my spaceport ( Mular Bay Spaceport ). Which orbits the moon ( Del ) of my planet ( Orien ) that I had built because I can do shit like that. Get over it already Sci-fi geeks! I’m surrounded by treasures that I've stolen from all around the galaxy and no I’m not giving any of it back so stop asking damnit! Other then that what do you want to know? Ask me or bribe me with booze and I might tell you.
Did I mention the Drunken Space Pirate Merchandise? http://www.cafepress.com/DSPLog Aw yeah, Drunken Space Pirating in style!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet lots of people who fly the good ol’ skull and cross bones. Musicians, morticians, gods and devils, everyone except for super models. Because I am SO tired of dating super models.

adopt your own virtual pet!Now im not here for dateing obviously, but I like redheads obviously, but I’m secretly all about long dark hair on an amazingly built athletic frame. my standards are pretty high but I'll never say that anyone has to meet ALL of those standards. one or two will do it if she's got what it takes to keep me interested. I'M THERE! Here’s a perfect example... That’s my friend Ava, she claims to be your average everyday ordinary girl. While I love the fact that she’s modest, I think she's nuts for thinking she's average. But maybe I’m wrong, maybe she is average, so I’ll just say if there’s anyone THAT average out there who's single and loves pirates, hit me up. I like you already!

My Blog

Rude Awakenings...

So the phone rings this morning, waking my insomniac, only been asleep for maybe an hour ass up and its my book consultant from my publisher. Not a big deal right? Well he introduces himself ( first ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:57:00 GMT

Drunken Space Pirates! Book 1.

THE TIME IS HERE! DRUNKEN SPACE PIRATES! AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE BOOKS ARE SOLD!   IF YOU CANT FIND IT REQUEST IT! CHECK THE SUMMERY. * * * Running from a mutinous crew, sucked through a wormhole like i...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Aug 2009 18:08:00 GMT

Pure Insanity! Ranting about Standards.

Ok, now not to confuse anyone here this actually is somewhat about romance and relationships. I'm calling it pure insanity for a really good reason. It's been brought to my attention more than a few ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:24:00 GMT

D.S.P.: The Golden Phoenix. ( Trailer . . . sort of... )

Scene opens to a strange solar system. The star at the center of the system is flaring randomly sending out strange waves of radiation. But unlike typical star activity these waves are having strange ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 22:55:00 GMT

The Angel and the Bad Man, Continued. ( an exert from the Pirate Log )

Scene opens in Anika's bedroom on Scarab...: (Anika) *draped over the Captain covered just barely by a gold colored sheet* "Think they've missed us?" (Me) "I doubt it." (Anika) *yawns* "Think we shoul...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 16:20:00 GMT

Phoenixs Twas the night before X-Mass!

T'was the night before x-mass and all though my house.It was damn f-in quiet, cuz I killed that damn mouse!No stalking were hung by the chimney with cheerCuz we don't have a fire place, Fuck I need a ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 00:14:00 GMT

The Angel and the Bad Man.

The Angel and the Bad Man. ( An exert from the Pirate Log )   Scene opens to a rather large living room area on Scarab.(Me) "Damn, nice to see how far my pocket dimension tech goes in the future...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 00:03:00 GMT

Some Survey I stole from Ginger Flair while I was bored off my ass.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:PhoneixBirthday:12/07/1978Birthplace:LakewoodCurr ent Location:Mular Bay SpaceportEye Color:BrownHair Color:Redish BrownHeight:5'8"Right Handed or Left Handed:Am...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:49:00 GMT

Lost Flashback Scene

* * *     Scene opens to a small fighter maintenance bay somewhere in the Shipyard. (Dark0) *enters the maintenance bay and does his whole robot sigh thing* "I really wish he'd not drink dow...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:18:00 GMT

Phoenix's Guide to Writing a Holiday Wishlist!

Phoenix's Guide to Writing a Holiday Wishlist!   Scene opens to the Captains quarters. Where he is pouring over a stack of letters, mostly decemberween lists. (Me) Fuck I hate the holidays, alwa...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 22:39:00 GMT