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Add to My Profile | More VideosWhat can I say about myself? People either love me or hate me. There's really no middle ground. I've been blessed with a personality that lets me say pretty much what's on my mind the minute the neurons fire. So far, it works for me. Some people play hard-to-get. Me? I play hard-to-keep-from-punching-him-in-the-face. I love to fuck with people. I particularly enjoy insulting people in a way that they don't get until I've already gone. I hate people with "big me, little you" syndrome. If you don't know what that is, you probably have it, so just let me go ahead and say,"Piss off".I'm a horticulturist. If you don't know what that is, get a dictionary. It's called a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y. I've worked for the Robert Trent Jones Golf Trail, Dothan National Golf Club and Resort ( the site of the Junior Masters Tournament ) and most recently, my brother and I were the Staff Horticulturist for Talladega Superspeedway which was, by far, the most interesting place I've ever worked. Check out the slide show for a few pics of my office. You can also see my work in the movie Talladega Nights The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby. In my spare time, I write. I write a lot and I write often. It keeps me from eating people. When I'm not doing that, I'm trying really hard to learn the guitar. So far it's guitar - 1 Meroll -0 .
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Richard Marcinko, Pimp C, Jennifer Aniston (but only for about 3 1/2 minutes.) (My wife gets all 4.)

My Blog

America Is Not Having A Good Day

Michelle Malkin blogged today, that it was "a good day for conservatism". She was right.  Conservatives everywhere should be dancing in thesteet.  In the great "Us versus Them" war, the conservatives ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 06:43:00 GMT

Bad Card

Okay, Meroll.  We got it...You're diggin' some Bob Marley, these days.  But wait...There's more to it than that.  Lemme 'splain:In poker, the "bad card"  happe...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:15:00 GMT

BadDog Not A Redneck??

I wasn't gonna blog about this but I can hold it in no longer. Two nights ago, during a broadcast of The Doghouse With Baddog, it was revealed that he (Baddog, himself) had never seen, much less sat ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 13:12:00 GMT

Do Yourself a Favor....Catch a Fire

I don't usually do "Reviews", as such.  There are times, however, when I come across something too incredible to NOT share.  This is such a time.  Recently, my elder sibling gave me a copy of "Catch...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 12:24:00 GMT

A Cake That'll Make You Slap Somebody

2     16oz containers of sour cream2    cups of sugar2    packages of coconut1    Duncan Heinz Butter Recipe cake mixMix cake mix and bake cake....let cool for 30 minutes.Mix together rest of ingr...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 17:04:00 GMT

You're Kidding, Right?

Yesterday, I awoke to the likes of Westboro Baptist Church telling methat Good Ol' Santy Clause was gonna take me to hell.  THAT was aneye-opener.  This morning, I crank up my daily dose of Drudge and...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 08:27:00 GMT

Merry Christmas?

I will begin this with:  I am a Christian and I hold Christianbeliefs.  I'm not any particular "Brand" of Christian, in that I don'tsubscribe to any one particular doctrine.  I don't think the Catholi...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:07:00 GMT

An Open Letter To Corporate America

Dear Sirs,You rotten, filthy, slime covered, greed-head, goat-fucks.  Congratulations, your worship of the Almighty Dollar has finally caused the World economy to collapse.  Your inability t...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:03:00 GMT

Joe The Plumber Needs To Die? Are You Serious?

This morning, I was awakened with a story about a San Francisco radio show host calling for the death of Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, AKA "Joe the Plumber".  What??!! Really????  Let me get t...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 06:01:00 GMT

You Decide

Much thanks to my friend, Jessie Odell for sending me this email.  Let me just say that I do not believe that Barack Obama is the anti-Christ.  That's giving the man wayyyyy more credit than...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:57:00 GMT