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Michelle

The price is wrong, bitch!

About Me


First things first. It's chelleedub on YM and Michelle Werner on Facebook. Right. So, I'm a Sailor now. Yeah, I know! That shit is fuckin' crazy. I'm all about it...never thought I would be as motivated or as tough as I am (Notice I said "tough" not "calm." They call me the Human Panic Button. HA HA!) I actually love the Navy. Touch my ballcap AND YOU WILL FUCKING DIE! Says it right there in the handbook. THE HANDBOOK OF WHOOPIN' YOUR ASS!
Anyway, I'm glad to be home, and I do mean VA; Seattle is not my fucking home. I'm back where I'm happy but without my husband. We'll have been apart for 13 months by the time we get stationed together. Yeah, not cool. Weird...I'm on my own but married. If that ain't the short end of the stick. Bwahaha.
My Navy Profile
Okay Sandino, this one's for you! (Don't forget the scary battle stations voice.)
EVERYWHERE WE GO
PEOPLE WANNA KNOW
WHO WE ARE
SO WE TELL THEM
WE'RE NOT THE ARMY
THE BACKPACKIN' ARMY
WE'RE NOT THE AIRFORCE
THE LOW-FLYIN' AIRFORCE
WE'RE NOT THE MARINES
THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK MEAN
WE'RE NOT THE COAST GUARD
THEY DON'T EVEN WORK HARD
WE ARE THE NAVY
THE MOTHERFUCKIN' NAVY!
Complete sincerity: You believe in being
straightforward with others, and you expect
the same from them. People would consider
you a good listener, and one who is calm and
mostly serious.
Which Characteristic From the Samurai
CodeMatches You Best?

My Interests

THEN:
-1st opera performance-


NOW:
-1st rock concert-


Singing, movies, razor haircuts, simple cooking, reading in the tub, sounding off, browsing through sunglasses/ watches/bags/ shoes, tropical flowers/plants, coconut scented lotion and hair products, making fun of shit, dancing, vacations, reading advice columns, spa treatments, desserts, fantasizing/reminiscing, interior design, Michael Kors perfume, and my HUSBAND.

-Steve-

-Riding a horsie-

I'd like to meet:


Peeps who are cool but straight up. CLICK HERE to tell me what you really think of me!

Decent people with some fucking honor, who don't bullshit and who can take exactly what they dish out (haven't met anyone YET who can take what they dish out). People who drink but don't smoke. People who will sing with me in the car!

I'd also like to meet the voice teacher of Evanescence's lead singer.

-Amy Lee-

Music:

All kinds of shit. Top 40, hip hop, pop, rock, opera, breakbeats, drum n' bass, '80s, jazz. A few on my iPod: Ella Fitzgerald, Blue October, Prince, Pat Benatar, Kosheen, Icey, Fergie, Gwen Stefani, Akon, Portishead. Usually most important to me is the bassline. The rest can be total crap, but if it has a beat I'm all over it. 'Cuz that's how I roll!

-Sian from Kosheen-

Movies:

-Aria Giovanni-

Flight of the Navigator, 50 First Dates, Fight Club, Save the Last Dance, Heathers, The Legend of Billie Jean, The Sweetest Thing, The Negotiator, Ocean's Eleven, Someone Like You, The Last Samurai, Kill Bill, Tommy Boy, Shrek 2, Now and Then, War of the Worlds, The Sandlot, Troy, The Prestige.

-Bob has bitch tits-

Television:

Lost, Heroes, One Tree Hill, Desperate Housewives, Big Brother, Weeds, Sex and the City. I fucking HATE American Idol. Please stop trying to bond with me over that crap!

Books:

Some favorites are Watership Down by Richard Adams, The Dark Tower series by Stephen King, everything by John Grisham, and the Harry Potter books. Mostly I read total crap though. I find it relaxing. Most recent book I actually enjoyed was Something Borrowed by Lauren Weisberger. Currently I am enjoying a Nancy Drew mystery and a book by some psychic chick.

-Harry Potter-

Heroes:

O-ren Ishii, Veronica Sawyer, and my husband.

-O-Ren Ishii-
You are O-Ren Ishii, the Yakuza Crime lord who works for Bill and helped destroy The Bride's wedding rehearsal and almost kill her. You will straight cut a bitch's head off, but only when it's business.
Which Kill Bill Character are you: Volume 1

-Veronica Sawyer-

My Blog

Celebrity Collages

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Posted by Michelle on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 07:33:00 PST

So what do you REALLY think?

CLICK HERE to tell me what you really think of me!...
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:09:00 PST

Fuck the barracks; I’m moving in with Somer and Konrad!

They wanted to give me a room I'd have to move out of in a few weeks, put me with 1-2 roommates, and make me stand watches at the barracks. O HAYLE naw! I'm just gonna take the BAH and BAS and move in...
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:20:00 PST

Woo hoo; I am fuckin GRADUATING!

I choked on the sightreading portion of my F2 (I crack under pressure, lol), but I still pulled a 3.0.  And was told I am a 3.2+ singer but I just choked.  So yay! I was so tired and had cri...
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:45:00 PST

I get to open for Chicago! (the band not the musical ha ha)

I'm actually in a quartet and we're just singing the Star Spangled Banner, but still! It's a free concert at Little Creek Amphib Base this Friday night at 7.  ...
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:11:00 PST

The CO makes an exception...

Well, it takes a 3.0 on your F1 (performance mid-term) to get out of the Navy School of Music early...I pulled a 2.9.  The judges feel I'm at a professional level and recommended me to accel anyw...
Posted by Michelle on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:13:00 PST

Say "Hey there" to Lila!

I got my new (used) car!!! She's a 2003 5-speed Honda Civic EX coupe.  White exterior, tan upholstered interior, power everything (with a sunroof!!!!), CD player...I love her!!! I'm still learnin...
Posted by Michelle on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 09:16:00 PST

As it turns out, I DO have strep.

I've been so freakin' ill this past week...my throat is swollen, my voice is fucked, and I cough so much that during the night I wake myself up.  The rapid strep test came back negative, so I've ...
Posted by Michelle on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:06:00 PST

IT'S FUCKIN' RAININ'!

A somewhat nerdy guy goes to a bar.  He sees a beautiful woman, comes up behind her, and whispers into her ear:  "Tickle your ass with a feather?" "Excuse me!" says the woman. "Oh, I said, '...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:07:00 PST

Broken

Broken video I wanted you to know I love the way you laughI wanna hold you high and steal your pain awayI keep your photograph and I know it serves me wellI wanna hold you high and steal your pain'Cau...
Posted by Michelle on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:48:00 PST