I'd like to meet:
Interests
Love Among Liars
TR808
Anything Korg
Photography
Writing beats in the Lab
Derrick Comedy
betchslapping shetbags.
Making the internets look cool.
Acceptance
The Academy Is...
The Album Leaf
Anberlin
Benny Benassi
Brand New
Bush
Circa Survive
Chiodos
Copeland
Depeche Mode
DJ Isaac
Duran Duran
Forever the Sickest Kids
Genesis
Incubus
Justin Timberlake
Lordi
May Day Parade
Motley Crew
Mute Math
Nelly Fertado
Paramore
Peter Gabriel
The Rocket Summer
Stone Temple Pilots
Tears for Fears
Whitesnake
Flickr
Schools & Work
University of Kickass
somewhere, cool
BA Kickass, Graduation 05/2009
Vital Statistics
Status: pwned!
Orientation: Straight I Swear!!!
Here for: Friends / Networking
Hometown: Rancho Cucamonga
Body type: 6'0" / Extremely Fat
Ethnicity: Honkeyjewdego
Zodiac: Taurus
Education: In College
Ocupation: IT / Freelance Photography, Graphic and Web Design
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About Me.
Part I: Smith.. Agent Sargent Cnl. Smith… So you want to play like… U NO ME?? ok man, heres there story, it all happened on a warm winters eve, i like to call it 1993: the return of Pi. So you know i was just chilaxin, doin my “thang†as they say on the streets, and this hipster comes up to me and is like, all up ons and says to me “hey derek, i like your style. hey everybody come look at dereks style†and i was like “woah man, first off. not every can just get all up ons and jock my styles like that.†and that was my first coke deal.
part 2: eating out. So you want to know the techniques huh? Ok first you gotta go up to the ladies and be like “hey ladies. do you like my styles? come get all up ons.†and next thing you know you’ll be flat on your ass because you just tried to be like me and you cant fake the flava. Anyways, what was I talking about? oh yeah the time i made brushing your teeth a very hip and trendy thing.. this happened back when CSS styles and DIV tables were all being brought to life and people were always saying “that digs the funk†the word chipotle was still in beta development and oxygen was still a delicacy in third world planets.
Part Ab Minor Augmented 7th: Better than a deep fried harmonica! What do I do on my spare time.. oh man.. what DON’T I do on my spare time! Listen, you can’t go around pointing your fingers at me because your women can’t keep from getting all up ons. Thats just out of my hands man. And ladies, stop throwing your personal belongs, like, womens underwears, your money, aqua-net, and other hair care supplies, limbs, toiletries, ear wax, your boyfriend’s fist, and most importantly, yourself. I’m just too much man your you ladies, I can’t even satisfy myself! I can be in a room, you know.. like dark.. and romantic.. with.. you know.. candles, and stuff.. A nice homecooked meal ordered from that fanciest of fancies, Le Piza Hut. And even after all this wooing, I still can’t figure out why I won’t put out to myself!!! It’s just too much work!!!
Part A: Limestone is a great sport. So like heres the deal. you want to play like i dont see you jocking me? fine. but i better be getting royalties. so send anything you can, ie: bottlecaps. dirty toilet hinges, your favorite herculoid reference, stripes, 2 day old fingerail filings, exotic escargot shells, the hunchback of notre dame, maybe.. half.. no 2 quarters of your wardrobe, a worn out tire… rod, your favorite page out of steven kings IT (Information Technology.. that is… ), or possibly $42.67 worth of solid oak.
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