Mellowing into adulthood after a prolonged bout with infancy.I am 14% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nathan Johnson
Birthday: Nov. 20, 1963
Birthplace: Conrad, Montana, USA
Current Location: Budapest, Hungary
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Hi-Ho Silver!
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Write lefty, wipe lefty, so I'm a lefty
Your Heritage: American (Norwegian, French, Scottish, clergy)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Were not stinky
Your Weakness: Fecking beer
Your Fears: Paperwork, missionaries
Your Perfect Pizza: Brick oven, thin-crust, Italian sausage, sweet fried peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Don't fecking know
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Sorry for the delay...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Should be written down more often
Your Best Physical Feature: My kneecaps
Your Bedtime: Beyond midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: Opening first pack of baseball cards
Pepsi or Coke: Mr. Pibb
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ivar's
Single or Group Dates: Dates are nervewracking
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Suntea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Hot chocolate, vanilla ice cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: Either will do
Do you Smoke: Only when I drink
Do you Swear: On what?
Do you Sing: Only when I drink
Do you Shower Daily: No
Have you Been in Love: Yes, for the right AND wrong reasons
Do you want to go to College: I wouldn't mind learning Latin or Greek
Do you want to get Married: I am married
Do you belive in yourself: Especially in my ability to fail
Do you get Motion Sickness: No generally
Do you think you are Attractive: Only when I drink
Are you a Health Freak: I eat well and refuse to exercise
Do you get along with your Parents: Very much so
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: Drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: Yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: If you count alcohol and nicotine, yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Plenty
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I think more about ways I don't want to die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Too late now
What country would you most like to Visit: I would like to visit Lake Baikal (that's in Russia, folks)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't care
Favourite Hair Color: Don't care
Short or Long Hair: Don't care
Height: Average
Weight: Average
Best Clothing Style: Don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: Nobody's business
Number of CDs I own: About 100
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I'm concentrating on regretting my future
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