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cain

drytoastbreath

About Me

From a collision of shots fired in an immensely accomplished entertaining warrior fallen upon misconception of faulty ideas stunned with laziness of butterless dry toast weakening the stubborn fool finding fondness for his breath after an examination of the man in his ideas

My Interests

a savings account i don't have any bonds or cds

I'd like to meet:

the folkiest of all folk

Music:

Notes lasting for a good true and fancy time

Movies:

Hail Caesar, True Stories, Duck Soup, At the Races, Neighbors

Books:

The ones with pretty pictures

My Blog

Stereotypes & Racism in Billy Joels Music Videos

According to the National Association for the Education of Young Children (NAEYC), children between the age of 2 and 5 years begin to become aware of race, ethnicity, gender and disabilities. They can...
Posted by cain on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:45:00 PST

The Forty Survey, No I Dont Mean Malt Liquor

1. Would you marry for money? I will only marry for finical gain, it may not be gentleman-like, but I once had braces on my teeth, not on my knees while I was living with a computer in the foyer, whil...
Posted by cain on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:21:00 PST

The Soup Kitchen Closed Down

..> ..> The often absentminded artiste announced Monday that he is leaving the misunderstood chef's murder case because of "Well everybody wants to be a lost son gamble, but I got one of those now...
Posted by cain on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:58:00 PST

Results From Submitted Girlfriend Applications

First, I would like to thank all the ladies who spent their time filling out the survey. It's summer and every boy needs his fling, so if you pucker you lips, you may be my precious little sweet thin...
Posted by cain on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:04:00 PST

Construct Connoisseurs' Complaints

I'm down, but I'm not out.  I may not have the cohesiveness to draw you a picture now, but there's less brain usage for this kind of shit.    I would much rather draw than do this....
Posted by cain on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:32:00 PST

Mocked by Turtle Soup

O when you owe me never more, I give you all I've got.  Believe me.  I've led napkins to proper laps for thirteen years.   In years to come we will all look to Franceland for the g...
Posted by cain on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:43:00 PST

Lake House Isn't That Bad

It's hard to explain sometimes when sometimes is outside the window blowing in the wind passing through broken arrows and misfiring left and right back to left away from valleys and into distracted v...
Posted by cain on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:29:00 PST

Even Dick from Cinci Had a Good Time

Wee early in the morn of twenty-eight driving towards familiar wrong turn in east n.o. - still has no power, but free lunches until one, arrived, greeted, walked a mile or two to racetrack walked arou...
Posted by cain on Tue, 02 May 2006 05:06:00 PST

Tale of Coon-Ass Elvis

A Tale of Coon-Ass Elvis Elvis had a change of heart early on Sunday. Probably because he didn't do the impersonating that much, I assume he practice in front of his mirror at home. This guy had a co...
Posted by cain on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:29:00 PST

Blackcop is Better

There floor was black this morning. It's grey now.I miss ole Herbie, I'm sure he's sleeping right now.I understand acting to make friends, because some people are so terrible it's what they must do, b...
Posted by cain on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 10:53:00 PST