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He calls me Mrs.

A woman must hide her heart so deep in Christ that a man must seek God in order to find it.

About Me

MANY HAVE CLAIMED THE NAME BUT ONLY ONE DESERVES THE RING.........THANK YOU LADIES FOR KEEPING HIM COMPANY UNTIL I CAME ALONG............WE'LL SEND YOU AN INVITE TO THE WEDDING!What you see is NOT all you get! I am the total package. Pleasingly Plus sized with an even bigger attitude with sarcasm as my weapon of choice. I love myself too much to let anyone say I'm conceited and not just confident. I've learned a lot of hard lessons in life that have groomed me into a very wise and particular individual. Therefor, my relationships, both personal and professional are carefully formed and maticulously maintained. My passions are my own and I keep them very close to my heart. Negativity is a virus and I have a killer immune system. Pun intended. Everyday is a gift, so swiper no swiping!**************************************************** ******* Oh yeah, wondering why you don't see all that "hater" banter? Well.....I don't get caught up in the hating game becaus, believe it or not, we're all haters in some respect. Think about it!......
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My Interests

..Reading: literature of all genres, Writing: poetry, short stories, nonfiction essays, Singing, Hanging out, Dancing, and Cracking Jokes!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jessica
Birthday: October 17, 1986
Birthplace: Atlanta, Georgia
Current Location: Hampton, Virginia
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: White K-Swiss Classics
Your Weakness: Men
Your Fears: Snakes, heartbreaks
Your Perfect Pizza: Barbeque (Found only @ CICI'S PIZZA)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sanity
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn it's 8:45 already!
Your Best Physical Feature: My body......Betcha can't pick just one!
Your Bedtime: Whenever my eyes close
Your Most Missed Memory: High School
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single....You can't do freaky shit with an audience!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Not nicotine!
Do you Swear: Hell No....What the fuck do you mean do I swear?
Do you Sing: In the shower and when I'm getting faced down...hahahaha! but on the real I can hold a note!
Do you Shower Daily: I'm not even goona entertain this bullshit question!
Have you Been in Love: Very much in love RIGHT NOW with the most perfect man
Do you want to go to College: I am in college ass!
Do you want to get Married: One day..........but not too soon.....my baby asked and you already know the answer was yes.......Mrs. Madden Forever!
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutley
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Absotively Posilutley
Are you a Health Freak: No at all
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, I love my mommy and Daddy!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes...great sex weather!
Do you play an Instrument: NO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes...what's it to ya?!
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes........Girl gotta shop!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: HELL NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: Have I Denard? lol
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes.....who doesn't steal gum from the corner store when you're a little kid?
How do you want to Die: Naturally and in right standing with God!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown and I still don't damn know!
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere where Bush ain't the damn President!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Anything natural...except blonde!
Short or Long Hair: Can't be longer than mine!.....yeah that was vain but so what?!
Height: Taller than me....but if you're cute I'll make an exception!
Weight: Not to skinny but not to big either! Yeah I ain't small but i like what I like so get off mine, thanks!
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 10
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0......Everything happens for a reason!

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone that finds unparalled satisfication in quality writen expression. People that are fond of the classics in not only African American literature but across any genre. Those that write to release, write to revolutionize, write to relax, those that write the heart songs that no one wants to sing.

Music:

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Movies:

RENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!Any and all love stories.....yes, I'm the romantic type. I love tear jerkers and those that you can watch cuddled up under your boo so that he can hold you during the oh so sad parts! Nothing Scary, I have to sleep at night and I am a very vivid dreamer.

Television:

I don't watch television often. Only a few shows are interesting to me. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the GAME SHOW NETWORK(GSN). Channel 258 for you Cox Subscribers.............. Too much Television rots your brain!

Books:

I love books! Mostly intellectually stimulating non fiction. None of that cheesy printed soap opera crap. You know: Zane, Eric Jerome Dickey, Kimberla Lawson, etc. I favor Toni Morrison, Alice Walker, Zora Neal Hurston.

Heroes:

My Heroes are African American Women that don't buy into the stereotypes. The women that put God first, and hold their children above any circumstance. The women that make it happen regardless to society or the easy cop outs. Hats off to my sister and ESPECIALLY my mother, Love you London! (Inside Joke, Back up)

My Blog

Twist of fate

Sometimes it's hard to look at how your lives have gone on without me. School days, vacations, parties, genuine comradere. It feels as if I've lost you, all of you to time. At first, missing was easy ...
Posted by He calls me Mrs. on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:38:00 PST

Twist of fate

Sometimes it's hard to look at how your lives have gone on without me. School days, vacations, parties, genuine comradere. It feels as if I've lost you, all of you to time. At first, missing was easy ...
Posted by He calls me Mrs. on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:40:00 PST

Overjoyed

Yesterday, I hated you in a most passionate way. So deep, so strong. I'm sorry. The words you've spoken that can't even be wiped clean. The actions, so demonic, I hadn't ever experienced anyone so mea...
Posted by He calls me Mrs. on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:29:00 PST

September Skies

I'll meet you at the waterfront on the perfect night...................................... Night fell, you arrived, our eyes met, dually surprised. You're him and I'm her. Soft grass cushions an...
Posted by He calls me Mrs. on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:02:00 PST

Second Time Around

The old wive's tale says that situations are always easier to handle, and bring much more joy and satisfaction, the second time around. So far, I agree totally. It isn't a secret that my hubby a...
Posted by He calls me Mrs. on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:15:00 PST

Hey Boo......Do You!

If you are satisfied being the other one, then sweetheart I'm truly sincere when I say, Have fun! I'm too tired and I'm too through to be chasing around a man that would be chasing the likes of you! Y...
Posted by He calls me Mrs. on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:13:00 PST

Aurie Demetria-Faith Madden

Explain these movements. These sporadic motions. A dance of existence. I feel it. Here. Now there. Who is this little person? Is that her there on the screen. Ten fingers, ten toes, arms,  ...
Posted by He calls me Mrs. on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:35:00 PST

Little Love

I dreamed that I could see your face, feel the warmth of your hands enveloped in my own. I dreamt that I could smell the newness of your prefectly softened skin, perfumed of jasmine or maybe chamomill...
Posted by He calls me Mrs. on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST

Unfounded Conceit

"Seeing is believing". Another cliche', you say, but for me, recently, it has been a beautiful realization. For so long I foolishly compared myself to the unknown. Thinking my difference was a fatal ...
Posted by He calls me Mrs. on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:42:00 PST

Side Show

A Circus best describes this charade of idiots that amuse me ever so frequently. So bound by the lights and sounds, so taken by the drama, by the action, that they fail to see that the only perso...
Posted by He calls me Mrs. on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST