"Somebody once told me, about saving my soul. I said there are somethings you gotta let go."
"If you want to live life on your own terms, you gotta be willing to crash and burn"
"I think you should come home with me. you're so cute, and I'm REALLY good in bed too, believe me. You smell great, you look great, your hair is great. No, OK..." "Maybe you shouldn't drink so much" "Maybe I shouldn't BREATHE so much! HUH HAAAA!!!"
Hamm's - The Blue Collar Worker's Martini
"Who brings a gun to a knife fight? The winner."
"You're Fuckin' Done Son"
"She's gonna be my cock professor, studyin' my dick. She's gonna get her Master's Degree in fuckin' me."
"Rape is a normal reproductive strategy in mallards."..
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