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"EATS PILL" GAHHHHHHH "SMOKES BOWL" GAHHHHHHHGGAHAHGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "INSERTS NEEDLE" GAHHHHHHHFAHHHHHHHHHH "FUCKS WHORE" GAHFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the girl in the sun dress talking to the girl with the nose ring about how horny they both are

My Blog

events leading up to my mid-life crisis part 53: 2 months off

Starting in two days I will have 2 months off.  I kind of feel like im 12 years old, looking at the clock in class right before the year ends, and just watching every minute pass till the final bell r...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 19:24:00 GMT

events leading up to my mid-life crisis part 52: enjoy

This is it, Paddington thought, the big game. He looked one seat to his left, asian guy, dark shades, silk shirt, probably fake. Vietnamese, probably he thought, shortly before realizing he prob...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:57:00 GMT

Events leading up to my mid-life crisis Part 51: barf

So I just ran balls deep in a big online tourny - the 70000 guaranteed on stars.  I left the turn with the following hand: I had 150000 in chips 8 handed with 17 left, and raise from second posit...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:02:00 GMT

Events leading up to my mid-life crisis Part 50: weird occurances and birthdays

Everyone that was included in both brentons and johns birthday festivities - thanks, those were some good fuckin times.  Also, very nice that the cops were not called on us considering everything...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:12:00 GMT

Events leading up to my mid-life crisis Part 49: Ive been thinking about...

So I was going to dedicate this blog to something really important - I had stumbled upon the "How goth are you?" quiz on this myspace dot com, but I realized thats its actually disgustingly obvious th...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:01:00 GMT

Events leading up to my mid-life crisis Part 48: The eviction

For everyone wondering - where is Bill?  Has he fallen off the face of the planet?  Well, as of the last couple months, alot has happened.  First off, my best friend brenton decided he ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:04:00 GMT

Events leading up to my mid-life crisis 47: bidnid

So i finally quit smoking - many times I thought I would quit but I was too distracted or stressed to quit more than a day or so.  It was to the point of about 25 a day.. im now a month into not ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:10:00 GMT

Events leading up to my mid-life crisis Part 46: bye devin

This is meant for you devin to read this as you are leaving, so you better not have read this shit before we go out tonight! I will truly miss you. You are one of the nicests girls I have ever met, an...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:37:00 GMT

Events leading up to my mid-life crisis Part 45: ehhh yaus

Who gets drunk and gets second in a multi for approx 2k? Thats me =D
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 14:08:00 GMT

Events leading up to my mid-life crisis Part 44: Vegas

So vegas far past my expectations.  The first day I was there I was kinda not feeling it - as I lost the venetian 200 after playing pretty bad.  The next morning I woke up, walked downstairs...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 23:23:00 GMT