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They Call Me Dirty Yaztini...

"I have never hated a man enough to give back his diamonds" - Zsa Zsa Gabor

About Me

ARIES ALCOHOL HOROSCOPE:Drinking style Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.Trademark cocktails Aries, born under the hot-stuff planet Mars, is the ruler of spicy food and red things -- and for balance, astrologers recommend they eat tomatoes, onions, olives and greens. That's right, Aries, you were born under the sign of the bloody Mary. Aries also rules grapefruit, and they've been known to kick back a salty dog and a sea breeze or two. For extreme hotcha, try a concoction with cinnamon liqueur in it.

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My Interests

I love experiencing new things, pink wine on a hot day, old Mercedes, taking trips, lounging, meeting new people, renaissance faires, playing pool, dressing sexy, driving on the freeway with the top down in my convertible Benz, listening to the rain at 4am, snuggling, dive bars, corsets, shopping, cooking for people, anything Asian, shiny things, drama, playing tourist in the city even though I've lived here all my life, dancing on the benches at vertigo, gossiping, going to giants games although all I do is hang out by the cable cars and socialize, liar's dice at Buddha bar, trash television, eating at cool restaurants, hot Hawaii nights, laughing, bonfires at the beach, music that means something and makes you feel good, sleeping, drama, gambling in Tahoe, drunk shopping with the girls, dirty martinis and greyhounds.

I'd like to meet:

Myself when I was 12 to say that everything will be alright.

Music:

Ambient, trance, down-tempo, lounge, dub, jazz, some house and techno......music with soul that can transport you somwehere else

Television:

House M.D., Dirty Sexy Money, Sex in the City, Golden Girls, Beverly Hills 90210, anything on Lifetime, Roseanne, Reality tv, and Celebrity crap tv, Are You Being Served, Big Love...etc

Books:

At this point in my life, school textbooks and real estate books are taking over my life....

Heroes:

my little mommy and my dad

My Blog

Fabulously Sexy Quotes

An ongoing list of all of the funny, sexy, silly, and fabulous quotes our brains manifest......   "He said he's intimidated by me because I'm hot, tight and wet"  "If you're not my boyfrie...
Posted by They Call Me Dirty Yaztini... on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:17:00 PST

The City

If you have spent any time in bookstores lately, you might have noticed that there are books on San Francisco's past, present, and future; books that tell you where to eat, where to drink, where to dr...
Posted by They Call Me Dirty Yaztini... on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:55:00 PST

Aries Woman

The ARIES Woman..... "But aren't you going to run and help her?" Alice asked... "No use, no use!" said the King. "She runs so fearfully quick You might as well try to catch a BandersnatchT*   So...
Posted by They Call Me Dirty Yaztini... on Fri, 02 May 2008 03:51:00 PST