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About Me


.Rachel.
To be honest, I can’t remember a time when everyone called me by that name…although it can’t have been very long ago.
.Chilly.
You remember that cute little penguin called Chilly Willy? Ah man I loved that guy…anyways, I wish I could say I was named after him, but I’m afraid that would be a lie.
Instead, I have a mixture of GCSE Textiles lessons and Sophie to ‘thank’ for it.
So….a bit about me.
I was born in February, which makes me a Pisces.
I live in good old Worthing, and go to the Sixth Form College
Currently studying Maths with Statistics, Accounting, Law and Psychology…ah man it feels so good to have dropped History.
I’m not perfect, never have been and never will be.
I’m also not normal, but why would anyone want to be normal? It’s well boring.
I have been told that my mind is not as clean as it should be, but it makes people laugh so I don’t care.
Also, sarcasm plays a massive part in my life…whether it is using it, or confusing people even more by deliberately ignoring it when they use it.
That’s always fun.
I am very much a friend orientated person, so if you hurt one of them I tend to strongly dislike you straight away…not much I can do about that really.
I can be extremely indecisive, especially under pressure.
However, I think one of my best decisions so far was putting my name on the NHS Organ Donor Register.
My life is centred around memories, both old and new.
They are worth more than all the riches in the world.
Well, if you have managed to reach this point then congratulations…just shows that some people might actually read these things…
x.Ciao.x
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My Interests

♥Friends♥
Dreams
Rain
Thunderstorms
Twister
Daydreaming
The beach
Steyne Gardens
Romance
Music
Smiles
Love
Memories
Flowers
Art
Astrology
Beads
Colour
Kisses
Hugs
Films
Reading
Writing
Laughter
Musicals

I'd like to meet:


My Two Favourite Girls:

Hilary♥

KittyKat♥

Music:

I listen to pretty much anything really, but I usually find the best bands are either the old ones, or those not many have heard

1. Aerosmith
Imogen Heap .2
3. Brand New
Edwin McCain .4
5. Annie Lennox
Five Times August .6
7. REM
Jack’s Mannequin .8
9. Something Corporate
Pink Floyd .10

Movies:

[ Music and Lyrics ]
[ The Butterfly Effect ]
[ Armageddon ]
[ V for Vendetta ]
[ White Chicks ]
[ School of Rock ]
[ My Girl ]
[ My Fair Lady ]

Television:


Books:

How I Paid For College
Marc Acito
The Hours
Michael Cunningham
Retribution
Jilliane Hoffman
Spindle's End
Robin McKinley
The Various
Steve Augarde
The Little Prisoner
Jane Elliot
A Little Love Song
Michelle Magorian
The Painted Garden
Noel Streatfeild
Born To Serve
Josephine Cox
No Shame, No Fear
Ann Turnball

Heroes:


Hayley ♥
I love this girl to pieces, and I don't know what I would do without her. She always manages to make me laugh, whether it be by falling over, or coming out with some rude comment =P I have some great memories with her, and she has been there for me through the highs and the lows. The best friend a girl could ask for
Emma
Emma is an interesting character =P She is my beloved supplier of alcohol, and soon to be my taxi driver. But seriously, this girl is awesome and has been an amazing friend to me.
Katie
I have known this girl since forever! We have had our ups and downs, but she has always been there for me though the tough times. This girl is one cool kid, and I feel honoured to have her as a friend
Ben
Gayface Benedict - the most vain guy I know =P but also one of the loveliest =] Even though he refuses to give me his amazing belt, he can always make me smile, and I love him like he loves yoghurt.
Dave
Well what can I say? If he's not pouring water down your back, he is most likely drawing penises on your work, but will always manage to make me smile
Amy
Everyone should get themselves an Amy. Kind, trustworthy, thoughtful, and damn sexy ;) I shall miss her like hell when she moves away, and she especially miss her stroking my thigh and winking saucily at me =P This girl is a God send =]
Rob
Rob is the person to go to if you want to be grossed out by not so subtle sexual 'innuendos'. However he gives surprisingly good advice, and is always fun to be around...even if he can't take a hint sometimes =P

My Blog

La Hoskinator and Chilly Predict the Future

We have decided on the futures of you lucky souls who know us...RobAt the age of 47, Rob will be living in his mansion surrounded by 500 acres of perfect land. He will be the most handsome older man a...
Posted by ♥]Masquerade[♥ on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:47:00 PST

Room 101 - Seagulls (Year 11 English)

Seagulls. Unnerving, disgusting pests, and they seem to be taking over the world. From appearance they may look like small, cute birds. But remember looks can be deceiving! These birds are the spawn o...
Posted by ♥]Masquerade[♥ on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 12:33:00 PST

Violent Vampires and Broke Billionaires

Violent Vampires and Broke Billionaires     "1, 2, 3, 4, 5&wait a sec" Count Duckula looked up from the piles of money neatly arranged on the table in front of him. "This is only five grand...
Posted by ♥]Masquerade[♥ on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:08:00 PST

Who He Won and How He Got There

Who He Won and How He Got There   He shrunk back into the shadows as they walked to their table. He had chosen the best place for a spot of spying right in the darkest corner of the caf. The coup...
Posted by ♥]Masquerade[♥ on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:20:00 PST

Agent Chilly and the Vampire Freak

Agent Chilly and the Vampire Freak   Well as you can probably tell, this story is about Agent Chilly; and a freak who also happened to be a vampireWhile Hilary Bartlett and Captain Caveman were g...
Posted by ♥]Masquerade[♥ on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 07:38:00 PST

Snails and Evil So-and-Sos

Snails and Evil So-and-Sos   The next day, there was a huge party to celebrate Hilary's safe return. Much to Hilary's delight, The Faded Line had been asked to play yet again, and Jagger the Hut ...
Posted by ♥]Masquerade[♥ on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:16:00 PST

Sex, Spoons and Shoes

Sex, Spoons and Shoes   The nun was unusually clotheless; her tunic was hidden under the bed. The monk came into view, wide-eyed and flustered, reaching out to touch-   'Hilary no! Not the s...
Posted by ♥]Masquerade[♥ on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:22:00 PST

The Whore and the Irish Fool

I would like to tell you a story. It is a very strange story and also quite disturbing. Those you with weak stomachs, turn away now.   There once was a whore; her favourite past time was taking a...
Posted by ♥]Masquerade[♥ on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:50:00 PST