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ooh, my Jäger!

About Me

THATS GOOD SWEDEN.
%%i like to pretend that i can sing
*why do you insist on following me everywhere i go?*
*i hate you,where da booze at?*
awww...
...here? oh, this is my home, this is where i eat spinach...hi. my name is christina. you can call me tina. paragraphs are boring, especially when they're about me. so if you want to know junk about me, just ask, and ill tell you...feed my hedgehog a strawberry and i will loof you forever...p.s. i secretly love gym class...& bill "heeeeey babbyyy" :D
...aw cabbagepatch kids...i heart tankmen...
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My Interests



adopt your own virtual pet!THE KATZ IS A MAN. capcom vs. marvel? ninja turtles? megaman? sonic? gi joe? doom? the little guy from digdug? and sometimes transformers? oh, and spike--he's got nightvison goggles...i mean...what? LOOK AT ALL THESE SANDWICHES!? hey, so...peas and crates of synergy...where are all the stupid people from, and how'd they get to be so dumb?i think i love youtube too much...

I'd like to meet:

old people, so i can listen to their old people stories, Angel & Flat Eric, Calvin & Hobbes, Tyra, Ellen, and NOFX!!!
IM TRAPPED IN YOUR GEETAR LIKE. ...yea so, ive been facebooked. i still like myspace better tho.

Music:

punk and ska and techno and anything you can dance to and have fun with. but i LOVE nofx. ok so,lets go to a rave. i dig strobe lights and brite colored pills. Din Daa Daa Din Doe Doe Din Daa Daa Din Doe... sweet. deal. kiddies.

Movies:

Doug the Dinosaur and anything by Marker Monster Productions, anything by kevin smith, basically anything directed/produced by Kubrick, and anything from national lampoon, There's Something About Mary, Super Troopers, Cruel Intentions, Freddie Got Fingered, Boondock Saints, Hebrew Hammer, Saw1&2, and pretty much anything that doesnt suck...and this too...

Television:

america's next top model, simpsons, robot chicken, ellen, aqua teen hunger force, full metal alchemmist, family guy, scrubs, king of the hill, the oc, grey's anatomy, the fairly odd parents, clerks the animated series? lol...
What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy? Your legs
What makes you pretty? Your smile
What makes you loveable? How cute you are
What makes you fun? Your sense of humor
What makes you irresistable? Your voice
What makes you cute? Your personality

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Books:

my all-time favorite book is : If You Give a Mouse a Cookie and Mad Libs, because that's reading AND writing.

Heroes:

People who can tie their shoes, Tweak from South Park, Skankersaurus, Molly and the Dustbunnies from the Big Comfy Couch, the American Steakhouse logo, and my metrosexual friend Jean Pierre, hes from France, but formerly from Sweden...uuuuhhhh....CACAW (Activate! Form! Success!)

My Blog

racecar is a palindrome and you know it

things are good. but im leaving for BRIDGE on the 8th. still got to get in work,  graduation parties, clubbin, hot tubbs camping roadtrips, firemens, and random friends, lesbians, & boyfriend...
Posted by %teena on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:08:00 PST

im a deep coral mermaid with jewels

I never loved nobody fully Always one foot on the ground And by protecting my heart truly I got lost in the sounds I hear in my mind All of these voices I hear in my mind all of these words I hear in ...
Posted by %teena on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:46:00 PST

no thanks.

oi vey. getting lost in everything again. you know, i didnt think i wanted a relationship...but maybe i do. random, yea i know, but its been on my mind. everyone has someone. it gets kinda third wheel...
Posted by %teena on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:07:00 PST

i say sexy things to myself when im daaaaanncciiiiinn'

duh-jang. i haevnt posetd a a long time. i went to the library and got this bookmark that says "cool kids read" and its got this kid sitting in the sun with a book. yey. its goin in my king lear. not ...
Posted by %teena on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:19:00 PST

1...2...3...4...I declare a thumb war....natch.

hey kiddies. oh muh gawd. so i totally havent been here in a while....lets seeeeeee.....i turned seventeen last tuesday on the 12th. hooray! and i wish it would snow so i could have sledding shindigs....
Posted by %teena on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:19:00 PST

if u dont love the skanks, who will?

BELETED. im such a fool.
Posted by %teena on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:07:00 PST

15 bucks little man, put that shit, in my hand

yea so UPDATE!!! .... not that anyone cares! haha. its good to write, it improves my typing, cause im typomaster. sooooo lets see, i basically loathe senior year. I ahd a much bette rtime in teh pst t...
Posted by %teena on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:52:00 PST

mi gato y yo

got this from megsIf you do this for me and you post it and tell me, I'll do it for you!1. Who are you?2. How long have you known me?3. When/Where/How did we meet?4. Describe me in one word.5. What's ...
Posted by %teena on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:55:00 PST

damn, whats a girl to do...

ok soooooo summer sucked except for some good times and good conversations. august has been a little more exciting cause i went beaching and pooling, camping and kayaking, marissa came back,...
Posted by %teena on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 09:37:00 PST

why am i naked all the time?!

today's gunna be fun. yay. ive been chopping so much. so much. dino tees galore!!! who coulda woulda shoulda believed it?! delias delias delias. their clothes taste so good. its pizza time every time....
Posted by %teena on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:49:00 PST