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Would love to smoke a joint with Bill Bailey and punch dani filth.......................................................
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..............................................26 things to do in a lift
1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you........................................................2
) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.......................................................3
) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.......................................................4
) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on./.......................................................5
) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?".....................................................6
) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!,.....................................................7
) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator....................................................
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Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment..................................................
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9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play....................................................
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10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.....................................................
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11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers..................................................
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12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"..................................................
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13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
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14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
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15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
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16.) Tell people that you can see their aura.
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17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
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18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
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.....19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?".....................................................
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20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
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21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
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22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
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23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
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24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
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26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
