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Xabache

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About Me

i'm essentially just your average wierdo...excepting the fact that i have no more kiwis for my toaster....damnit.

My Interests

commanding my rogue ninja force of zombie squirrels to fetch me my slippers,tea,and morning paper.and,on occasion,munging.all the cool people do it!!

I'd like to meet:

anyone with an open,friendly,naturally questioning personality.that's aboot it,hoser.

Music:

Blues,electronica,Punk,black metal,rock,hip-hop.i'm open to much more,given proper introduction.

Movies:

dead man,ghost dog,mirrormask,boondock saints,half-baked,reefer madness,shay st. john and kiki's fun bubble(eeeeh...::shudders::)...the list goes on and on.

Television:

when i actually get the opportunity,invader zim,boondocks,family guy,metalocalypse(YEEEEAH!!!!),wondershowzen,etc.

Books:

the seth books,tom robbins,charles bukowski,neil gaiman,etc etc.

Heroes:

my father,and my younger brother and sister.fakir musafar.bill hicks,of course.and everyone else who has a conciousness.which is everything.ok,so.heroes=everything.i smell a rant.

My Blog

MORE ORGASMIC NEWS!!!

I PASSED MY G.E.D.!!!!!! holy fuckin' 'ell,i'm officially a high school grad in the state of kansas.
Posted by Xabache on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:29:00 PST

more blacksmithing news...

well,walt,the head blacksmith,started me out on the cutting torch,which i got used to pretty quickly.then he had me on forge detail,putting two and a half foot lengths of diamond steel into a gas-powe...
Posted by Xabache on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:26:00 PST

i know i'm tootin' my own horn here,but...damn i'm proud of myself.

so on wednesday and thursday,i took my GED prep test,and i just got the results back today... I PASSED WITH FLYING FUCKING COLORS!!!out of the five sections of the entire test,i got three perfect!!!!...
Posted by Xabache on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:55:00 PST

new pictures!!!

my job at van go had me paint two chairs,one had to be a girl's style and one had to be a boy's style.check em out in my pictures section!!!!it took a total of 8 days to get both of them painted.
Posted by Xabache on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:36:00 PST

THAT...WAS NOT...A FUCKING DOG.

so i just got back from my friend's birthday party.i'm home safe.as my buddy spade and i were just about to leave the party,we heard some comment from another friend,Charity,saying that we should be r...
Posted by Xabache on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:24:00 PST

this series of dreams is really creeping me out.

so i fell asleep in my dad's basement around 5 nights ago,and had this crazy dream.i woke up in my dream,and there was a little girl at my bedside,just looking at me with a puzzled look on her face.i ...
Posted by Xabache on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST

holy shit holy shit holy shit!!!!!!

I HAVE A FUCKING JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW AT VAN GOGH ART COMPANY!!!!!for those who don't know,i've been waiting on these folks to call me for over a month.if i get in,i'll get paid to make art,get paid...
Posted by Xabache on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST

I think i died!

i went to an afterlife last night in my dream. for those who don't know,my sleeping schedule has been unbelievably fucked up,and i almost had a nervous breakdown because of it. on tuesday,i woke up at...
Posted by Xabache on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:32:00 PST

CUNT RAG NIPPLE-JUICE.

you heard me.read me,rather.WHICKEY TIME!!!
Posted by Xabache on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:43:00 PST

you must read,slave.READ ME!I WONT KILL YOUR FAMILY!!

yeah,so i've recently come out of denial and admitted to my naughty self that i,zachary love,am a myspace whore. i know,i know...catch your breath.it almost took me out too.i feel so...unclean. yeah...
Posted by Xabache on Mon, 15 May 2006 01:08:00 PST