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I fed a cow a Big Mac

And a chicken some mcnuggets

About Me

Well...my name is Josh. I am 24 years old and I am currently located in Mooresville N.C. Let's see I drive a white mitsubishi lancer. I play guitar, preferably seven strings but occasionally i'll break out the six. I love love love love love IBANEZ!!! They are the most badass guitars in the world. I have three of them and in a week or so i'll have another. it looks beautiful and plays really good. Um i'm an electrician by day and at night I pretty much just get online and practice guitar. I know doesn't seem that interesting but I enjoy it.Omg Mormons are fucking stupid:

My Interests

music, cars, friends, food, money "of course", anything that interests me

I'd like to meet:

Just anybody that's cool and laid back. No drama and no bullshit. I just like to chill.

Music:

LOVE? Strapping Young Lad Love? .. Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.comSuper Colossal Joe Satriani Super Colossal .. Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.comMy favorite labyrinth character

Movies:

Gone in sixty seconds, house of 1000 corpses, the devils rejects, texas chainsaw massacre (all of them) , mr and mrs smith, live cannibalism, saw 1,2,3and 4, hostel 1 and 2, freddy got fingered, jackass 1 and 2, the fast and the furious 1,2,and 3, evil bong, team america world police, the hills have eyes 1 and 2, SNAKES ON A PLANE BIOTCH, x-men 1,2,and 3, spiderman 1, 2, and three, all the star wars movies, voluminal inside the nine, willow, the neverending story (just part 1) damn i don't know just ask me if i like one and i'll let you know.

Television:

Family guy, simpsons, king of the hill, metalocalypse, lucy daughter of the devil, that 70's show, c.s.i, my name is earl, the office, conan o'brian, jay leno, scrubs, 80's cartoons, lots of shit just ask.

Books:

the chronicles of narnia, the lord of the rings, psycho: the ed gein story, juevos verde y hamon, myths of the norsemen from the eddas and sagas,good apollo i'm burning star iv. alot of others.

Heroes:

My dad, steve vai, superman, tom green, hitler, rupaul, sylvia saint, jenna jameson, rick james bitch, prince, michael jackson, my priest, and thomas hewitt.

My Blog

So me....

Well i've been away from home for quite sometime now. It kinda sucks. I miss all my family and friends. From what I hear everyone is doing good. But I am doing pretty good myself. I have officially qu...
Posted by I fed a cow a Big Mac on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:02:00 PST

Grifton

Well i've been away from home for several months now. I thought this would be a nice change in my life but to be quite honest... it's not much better. Yeah i'm getting paid more money than i've ever b...
Posted by I fed a cow a Big Mac on Tue, 27 May 2008 04:23:00 PST

FUCK!!!!!!

Fuck...fuck.....FUCK!!!! I just learned how to do the fucking dimebag darrell style whammy bar divebomb squeal things and whaddya know... my fucking whammy bar broke. the piece that goes inside my tre...
Posted by I fed a cow a Big Mac on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:06:00 PST

change

You know how they say change is good. Well...it all depends on your perspective. Sometimes change can be great. Sometimes it can really fuck with your head. Every once in awhile something will happen ...
Posted by I fed a cow a Big Mac on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:16:00 PST