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Noogen

kennywu

About Me

I'm a typical college guy bored, lazy, broke, drunk, and horny. That about sums me up in a few words. I go to the University of Missouri-Rolla majoring in Ceramic Engineering. You most likely don't know what ceramic engineering is which is ok because I don't know either. I'm pretty sure I don't want to be in college anymore. I might just drop out and become a cop or even better a bum living on the beach or maybe incredibly rich and living on the beach. If you have any suggestions on what I should with the rest or my life I'll gladly take them. If you want to know more about me just message me and I'll probably respond because I got nothing else to do.

My Interests

Music, TV, Movies, Cars, and Women mainly the music and women. I enjoy long walks on the beach, sunsets, thunderstorms, blowing bubbles, hot bathes, candles, and kittens. Well I happen to like some of those. I'll leave it up to you to decide which ones.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the people that look at my profile because there's a reason you're looking at my profile and its not because I'm sexy

Music:

Mainly The Sound and the Fury but they recently broke up so I have to find a new band to try and replace the hole they left in my heart. I listen to pretty much everything. I mostly listen to rock but sometimes I like listen to the softer stuff, you know when you just feel like crying. I do listen to some country even though I may not seem like I do.

Movies:

The Goonies, Top Gun, The Sandlot, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Rocky I-IV, Jackie Chan Movies, Jet Li Movies, Bruce Lee Movies, Kevin Smith Movies, Old School, Wedding Crashers, and the list goes on.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Scrubs, Smallville, Nip/Tuck, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and again the list goes on.

Books:

I don't read very much maybe thats why I'm a little on the stupid side

Heroes:

I'm my own hero because I'm a little conceited.

My Blog

Oh yes, I’m that dirty

I’m dead sexy and you’re not. Just thought I’d point that out. Have a good day.
Posted by Noogen on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:13:00 PST

Hola. cómo es usted?

Boo-Cock-Key. You look dumb, sorry someone had to say it. That kid is fat and may or may not be look at porn. And I also count 2 facebook stalkers. Creepy. You got a little bogey in your nose. Shit&nb...
Posted by Noogen on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:50:00 PST

Hello, is it me you're looking for

You are the face of erectile dysfunction. And if you're a girl, I don't know you don't have a penis so I guess it doesn't apply to you. I am so burnt out on school. This school is filled with super ne...
Posted by Noogen on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:47:00 PST

Welcome to the Danger Zone

I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can watch you weave and then breathe your story lines. What, another blog? Has Mr. Kenny gone blog crazy. Perhaps. I survived a terrorist attack. Only a f...
Posted by Noogen on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:01:00 PST

The cat's in the cradle

First off it appears that you white folks do not know how to correctly pronoun Bukkake. So I will spell is phonetically (and no I did not know how to spell phonetically) Bukkake: Boo-cock-key, not boo...
Posted by Noogen on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:39:00 PST

I'd Pee in Her Butt

Alright so I'm extremely bored right now, so I figured I post a blog since all you people for some odd reason like reading these. It mother fucking cold right now. My balls may or may not of retreated...
Posted by Noogen on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:43:00 PST

Useless Ramblings- Session 10- The Special 10th Anniversary Edition

I'm bringing sexy back. Shit thats a long title. People here are fucking rude. I give them my charming asian smile and a "Hey," but they just divert their eyes. Homos. Maybe I should just kick them in...
Posted by Noogen on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 05:49:00 PST

Useless Ramblings- Session 9 (The Hot and Sexy Session)

There isn't really anything special about this Session. I decided to spice up the title a little because I could. I saw two motorcycle cops the other day which I thought was cool. What is even better ...
Posted by Noogen on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 04:52:00 PST

Useless Ramblings- Session 8

Tomorrow is my birthday as many might have known. I feel very old. I'm a fifty year olf man in a 21 year old studly body or to be more specific sexy chisled greek god physique. Is studly a word? If it...
Posted by Noogen on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 04:32:00 PST

Useless Ramblings- Session 7

I'm back bitches!! I went a little crazy without tv or internet. I felt very disconnected from the world. I was in KC for 3 days and a total of 5 murders occured. One guy was killed sitting in his car...
Posted by Noogen on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 03:41:00 PST