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MyBallsSmellLikeTurkeyFeet

About Me

Yes it is true that my balls have the odor of turkey feet. This is why I do not have any friends. The smell works its way through the thickest fabrics available. It is suffocating. There have been occasions on which homeless people have complained about it. I have tried many types of soaps, all with absolutely no effect. If I bend down to pick something up and if I am not prepared for it I gag on my own stink. I am sad.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make my sack smell like normal balls.

My Blog

John Basedow does not have smelly testicles.

John Basedow does not have smelly testicles. They have the scent of lavender and Febreze fabric refresher. Every time I see his commercials on TV were he is on his back doing sit ups I just want to sn...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 10:11:00 GMT