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Carley!

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About Me


!i don't think i know how to explain myself with words.
!im not complicated, lame or an asshole.
you shouldn't be either.
asexual is the way to go.
!26. If you were put in a room with nothing except for a pencil and paper, what would you do?
i would make a hat out of the paper and put the pencil under my lip like a moustache. then i would march around the room.
!"Another year has passed and im alright,
I lick the salt from my wounds and run into the night."
!"Monsters of the jungle
Dancin 'n' Swirlin Running around
Forest is outer space
Let's play around the fire!"
!"We were too wasted to close the window."
IF YOU ARE GOING TO USE MY PICTURES OR HAVE SOME OF MY PICTURES PLEASE SAVE THEM ON YOUR COMPUTER AND USE YOUR OWN PHOTOBUCKET BECAUSE MY BANDWIDTH IS BEING USED UP EARLIER AND EARLIER EACH MONTH. I DONT CARE IF YOU TAKE THEM BUT PLEASE DO THAT SO THAT I CAN HAVE MY PICTURES SHOW IN MY PAGE. THANKS!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v454/carfunkle/newer/IMG_3 762_2.jpg"....this is my best friend in the whole world. she likes huge underwear and old men. we are the cutest girls in the whole entire world. pancakes are PRETTY tastey. my one and only love. honk if you Prodigy II! senior pictures 2006!! again. 2006. we are so photogenic! i omg. im soooo hawt! i had a mohawk for the night. ken is secretly a cowboy. im european. best friends give eachother mohawks and go into white hen. sometimes i hang out with adopted kids because i feel bad for them. carley the spy. c for crunk. and carley. yay for nose pickers. my sweet shirt. he has a machete. taylor my spy partner. trio. im a boy. im lame. i enjoy doing the robot. naperville. bff. lol. fag. aids. std. shane = stud. ralph is a professional dancer and shane is a fresh new rapper off the streets. my hxc band mate. i caaack 'n eggs. lindsay is camera shy. we pedestrian crossing. thank god for chicago cops.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who makes me not want to be asexual.

ps. i pretty much only add people that i know.

non-complainers and low-maintenence people

myspace is depressing and you know it.

Music:

my music taste is very random and ecclectic. kind of like my personality.
!!!, ...and you will know us by the trail of dead, action action, alexisonfire, american football, amusement parks on fire, an albatross, anatomy of a ghost, appleseed cast, aqualung, the arcade fire, armor for sleep, as i lay dying, at the drive-in, atreyu, the beastie boys, beatles, ben kweller, between the buried and me, billy talent, the bled, bloc party, blonde redhead, the blood brothers, blur, boys night out, brand new, the bravery, bright eyes, cardigans, chicago, chiodos, circa survive, city and colour, coldplay, copeland, cranberries, crime in choir, the cure, cursive, daughters, death cab for cutie, death from above 1979, dillenger escape plan, the distillers, the doors, the early november, eisley, elliot smith, emanuel, emery, every time i die, the exies, the faint, fairweather, the fall of troy, fear before the march of flames, finch, flaming lips, the forecast, franz ferdinand, from autumn to ashes, from first to last, frou frou, funeral for a friend, the get up kids, glassjaw, the gloria record, god speed you black emperor, goldfinger, greeley estates, guns and roses, haste the day, head automatica, hella, hellogoodbye, hey mercedes, hidden in plain view, hopesfall, HORSE the band, hot hot heat, hot rod circuit, hot water music, the hush sound, i can make a mess like nobody's business, idiot pilot, imogen heap, incubus, interpol, iron and wine, job for a cowboy, the jonbenet, juliana theory, juliette and the licks, kill hannah, the killers, killswitch engage, kiss, led zeppelin, less than jake, lovedrug, mae, mars volta, the matches, mewithoutYou, minus the bear, mirah, moneen, motion city soundtrack, mourning maxwell, murder by death, muse, natalie imbruglia, the new pornographers, no doubt, norma jean, the number 12 looks like you, pedro the lion, piglet, pink floyd, the pixies, poison the well, the police, postal service, pretty girls make graves, psapp, q and not u, queen, radiohead, refused, reggie and the full effect, rilo kiley, saosin, say anything, schwere artillerie, the shins, showbread, smashing pumpkins, snow patrol, the sound of animals fighting, the spill canvas, spitalfield, stars, straylight run, sublime, sunny day real estate, taking back sunday, tegan and sara, three 6 mafia, thrice, thursday, umbrellas, underoath, the unicorns, unwed sailor, used, vines, veda, wax on radio, weezer, wheatus, the who, xiu xiu, yeah yeah yeahs, zero 7.
this really needs to be updated.

Movies:

d the interpreter, monty python and the holy grail, man on fire, (pretty much any denzel washington movie), ace ventura: when nature calls, zoolander, anchorman, step into liquid, whatever.
yes there are others, and no im not going to name them. Cursor by www.Soup-Faerie.Com

Television:


-seinfeld.
-adult swim
-court tv.
-discovery channel
-history
-a&e
-adult swim.
-GAME SHOW CHANNEL.
-any other show or channel that people over 65 watch.

Books:

murder mystery novels aka james patterson and dean koontz.

i read. a lot.

i also like to read sex education pamphlets and nudie mags, bitch.

Heroes:

DO NOT HACK MY COMPUTER YOU FUCK.

My Blog

you seem to have set fire, whore. i thought i'd let you know.

there's eggshells crunching in my teeth and shattered glass under my feet. im pacing these halls crazy anticipation from white walls. it won't ever come, kept here merely by hope. th...
Posted by Carley! on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST

the storm clouds spoke to me like gypsies.

beware and be weary. its the calm before the storm that is the most beautiful, the quietest, the happiest time. then when the clouds roll in and the storm arrives it hits you hard, knocking the wind o...
Posted by Carley! on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:19:00 PST

caution: lack of sleep may cause impaired thinking

my daily everything is seeping into my dreams or the lack of them. how can someone forget how to sleep? of all things to take away from me this is the strangest. and i don't understand. it's causing a...
Posted by Carley! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:38:00 PST

I'm throwing up my white flag and my dinner.

Knee deep in this Yet drowning You're cutting me down Like a rainforest in the 21st century Please oh please just go away I don't know how much longer I can stay The dot off in the distance Is me fa...
Posted by Carley! on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST

it's kind of like the boogie man, but this time its all too real.

discontent is bred by our society. caged in us until a set date when we are older and then set loose. and it will go on a rampage of destruction that will ruin your life. nothing will be goo...
Posted by Carley! on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:34:00 PST

the western culture flu

there's an epidemic that's sweeping the nation. the western culture flu that's slowly destroying you. forget the family values, the old school morals just get fucked up and fill up what's missing with...
Posted by Carley! on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:40:00 PST

i've been woken up from my wonderful dream and i can't remember what it was about.

im falling so fast. the only thing that is keeping me sane is myself. which doesn't sound very reassuring, but it's all i have. i'm told every day what a failure i have become. and i've become the ...
Posted by Carley! on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:14:00 PST

the dinner guest called addiction.

i invited addiction to my dinner party last year  im not sure how long it will last, and if they will ever leave my house. a constant changing of minds is taking place here. there's a voice that ...
Posted by Carley! on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:18:00 PST

the cracks in the pavement.

i find it hard to believe how much everything has changed in a matter of days, hours, minutes. the secure is becoming shaky, dissapearing. and i grasp at the air hoping to get a hold of anythin...
Posted by Carley! on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:06:00 PST

magicians don't always make a clean tug of the tablecloth.

What is the meaning behind all of this? Have I done something to anger you up there? This must be a test. It has to be. Or it must be some sick joke. Testing, testing, one, two three. Hello? Anyone ho...
Posted by Carley! on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 02:00:00 PST