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In 2006, The Stoned exploded straight out of 1972 and into 1973. Like the Super Friends, they assemble in the great Hall of Monster Riffs to rock wherever and whenever needed. Right now, the music world has never needed The Stoned more. And so they have heeded the call and come together; Scotty T. Dimebagger, Kory Clarke, Adam Dubin and Sebastian Correa have joined forces for truth, justice and Rock N’ Roll. They do not choose to rock because it is easy, they rock because it is hard. Yet rock they must and rock they shall.The Stoned are here for nothing less than to reclaim true rock music from the poseurs, the imposters and the imposers and restore it to its rightful place at the very pinnacle of sweet sound itself. Flaccid riffs will not be allowed. Tepid solos will never be tolerated. Caustic chorus’ will henceforth be sneered at. Only the finest, the heaviest, the most soul shaking Rock music will The Stoned unleash upon the world. Dispensing 70’s power rock forged in the fiery cauldrons of Detroit and New York and tempered on the anvils of British steel, The Stoned continue the musical tradition of The Stooges, MC5, New York Dolls, Free, Humble Pie, Faces and the almighty Ramones. For The Stoned doth rock, verily it is true, and what The Stoned hath rocked let no one cast asunder. Or to put it more simply, once you have been rocked by The Stoned, you stay rocked.The Stoned was melded together by Kory Clarke of Warrior Soul. Kory serves as drummer and producer. Scotty T. Dimebagger is the lead singer extraordinaire and chief troublemaker. On guitar is Adam Dubin, director of some of the most massive music videos of all time including Beastie Boys "Fight For Your Right To Party" and Metallica "Nothing Else Matters." And holding down the basic bass, the lowest lows is the Latin lover Sebastian Correa.Some bands measure their music in decibels. Mere decibels are inadequate for The Stoned. The Stoned measure their metal might on the Richter Scale. For when The Lords of Rock created The Stoned they looked down upon it and, lo, they judged it good. WE ARE THE STONED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED….

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Member Since: 23/02/2008
Band Website: www.thestoned.net
Band Members: Kory Clarke-Producer/drums, Scotty T. Dimebagger-Vox, Adam Dubin-Guitar, Sebastian Correa-Bass
Influences: Humble Pie, Ramones, Faces, Led Zeppelin,
Sounds Like: The Deported
Featuring commentary by Lewis Black, Jim Norton, John Oliver and Lars Ulrich of Metallica. In April 2008, New York City rockers The Stoned were deported from the UK. In this hilarious documentary, The Stoned tell what happened and show all of their influences from The Ramones to The Stooges. The Three Stooges!The Gynecologists .. Atom.com: Funny Videos | Extreme Humor | Sexy Comedy “The Gynecologists” starring Pete Correale, Greg Fitzsimmons, Lewis Black, Jim Norton, Judy Gold, Vanessa Hollingshead, Rich Vos The Stoned at Toronto Freedom Festival
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

The Gynecologists

http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/gynecologists/ The Gynecologists starring Pete Correale, Greg Fitzsimmons, Lewis Black, Jim Norton, Judy Gold, Vanessa Hollingshead, Rich Vos
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 12:42:00 GMT

The Stoned Nobody Rides For Free Turock, Essen 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ykRz-B2D6I
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:48:00 GMT

The Stoned Nobody Rides For Free Turock, Essen 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ykRz-B2D6I
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 14:18:00 GMT

The Stoned play first show following tour of UK deportation facility

Legendary Frontman Kory Clarke returns with Warrior Soul to play New Yorkclub date May 31, 2008New York, NY (May 9, 2008) - Legendary frontman Kory Clarke is returningwith Warrior Soul to New York Cit...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 17:01:00 GMT

The Stoned deportation movie

On Saturday May 3, The Stoned got together and filmed The Stoned deportation movie. The shoot went well. The footage is hilarious. Much thanks to our friends, comedian Rob Cantrell and Ric Menello. Al...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 09:39:00 GMT

KORY CLARKE (Warrior Soul, The Stoned) new frontman of Trouble!

..TR> The Stoned wish all the best luck to our producer/drummer KORY CLARKE on his new gig with TROUBLE. The Stoned guitarist ADAM DUBIN directed two music videos for TROUBLE in the early 90's for t...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:55:00 GMT

The Stoned-movie

The Stoned are filming our movie this weekend. It is a documentary/docu-drama telling the real life adventures of The Stoned and the UK deportation. Our friend, NY comedian Rob Cantrell is playing the...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:10:00 GMT

The Stoned-Deported!

Legendary Frontman Kory Clarke of Warrior Soul Deported from UK Along With New York-Based The Stoned After Immigration Fiasco!New York, NY (April 16, 2008)  Unintentional international outlaws The St...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:03:00 GMT

The Stoned rehearsals

The Stoned had our first rehearsal this past Saturday in preparation for our European tour. It went about as well as a Stoned rehearsal can be expected to go. We showed up late, got hammered, our bass...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:32:00 GMT

THE STONED HAVE ARRIVED!!!

No doubt you are sitting home in the comforting safety of your easy chair whiling away the time aimlessly surfing the internet. And somehow, through no deliberate action of your own you happen upon Th...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:13:00 GMT