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About Me

This Ain't A Shoulder With A Chip Or An Ego
But What You Think They All Mad At Me For

People Throw The Word "Confident" Around To Describe Themselves Like Its The Thing To Say And Do
But The Truth Is That Arrogance is THINKING Youre Better Than Everyone Else And Confidence is KNOWING You Are But Keeping Your Mouth Shut

"I Believe In Myself...Im Not The Prettiest Girl, I Dont Have The Biggest Ass , I Dont Have The Biggest Tits . I Dont Care. Im The Greatest Bleeping Me Youll Ever Meet."-Kelis
(" DITTO "-Betty)

My Interests

Jus Me And My Friend Being Sexy Silly!!!! LOL

Sexual Consent

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I'd like to meet:

A Guy Who Truly Appriciates:
MRS. RIGHT
Advantages
A. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions
B. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy
C. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's
D. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body
E. She believes in God and (tries) follows his virtues
F. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10 %. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually
H. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and not only compliments you but completes you
I. She's always there for you, no matter what your dreams are
J. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight
K. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend
L. You love being around her more than your boys
M. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex
N. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever
O. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she's also intelligent enough to leave
P. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman
Disadvantage You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with other chicken-headed birds that you let her go ....

"GIRLS" are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that AREN'T as good, but EASY . So the apples up top think something's wrong with them when in reality they're AMAZING . They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb ALL the way to the top of the tree...

Music:

Movies:

My Native Country

Television:

The One Guy That ALWAYS Brings Me To Utter Foolery lol

My Blog

MRS. RIGHT is Right Here

1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have someone to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other niggas jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get brok...
Posted by Swag So Distinguished on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:23:00 PST