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Scally-wag-wag-wagga

i am the lizard king, i can do anything

About Me

pre raphaelite eyes...

tereza tried to see herself through her body. that is why, from girlhood on she would stand before the mirror so often. and because she was afraid her mother would catch her at it, every peek into the mirror had a tinge of secret vice.

it was not vanity that drew her to the mirror; it was amazement at seeing her own "i". she forgot she was looking at the instrument panel of her body's mechanisms; she thought she saw her soul shining through the features of her face. she forgot that the nose was merely the nozzle of a hose that took oxygen to the lungs; she saw it as the true expression of her nature

"she lunches... she brunches... and nobody hates her!!!"

My Interests



"whae gies a fuck? we aw live, then we die. In quite a short space of time n aw. That’s it; end ay fuckin story."

I'd like to meet:

people who i think are good at stuff so i can let them know that they impress me.

Music:

fleetwood mac.

Movies:

amelie, Pans labyrinth, withnail and i, pretty in pink, breakfast at tiffanys, educating rita and obviously harry potter.

Television:

murder she wrote
diagnosis Murder
neighbours

Books:

hmm goodbooks...THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING. wild swans, mao, shadow of the wind, black swan green, the book of chameleons, a life of hunger, the picture of dorian gray... and of course.. harry potter!

Heroes:

fleetwood mac

My Blog

ahahaha nostalgia baby!!!!!!!!!!

so yesterday i was cleaning shit (i mean that in the coloquial sense) out of my room. BASICALLY i discover some treasures...real treasures and thought id blog them for eternal life on the interweb. in...
Posted by Scally-wag-wag-wagga on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:25:00 PST

joe

joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe is in davros he gets drunk he plays keys he's the bees knees. he subscribed to my blogs and so this one's for joe. well done joe.   ...
Posted by Scally-wag-wag-wagga on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 08:56:00 PST

potatoes with me and chlamydia


Posted by Scally-wag-wag-wagga on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 09:19:00 PST

yeyeh

beat beat beat on the tom tom...   ...
Posted by Scally-wag-wag-wagga on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 03:51:00 PST

excercise does you good

we're at the gig it's getting pretty hot you've got your jacket on why don't you take it off? dont be a dick take it off   so you nudge me from behind you're looking pretty short i'm sorry you're...
Posted by Scally-wag-wag-wagga on Wed, 31 May 2006 01:29:00 PST

this is because i enjoy talking about myself

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 1Name: Yasmine Pattrik Hussain 2Birthday: 4th of June! 3Birthplace: Cambridge..ok it was Essex 4Current Location: Liphook 5Eye Color: brown 6Hair Color: brown agai...
Posted by Scally-wag-wag-wagga on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

P A T T O (duck) ¢¾¢¾

Dear pattrik¡¦. Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess called Yasmine who lived in an igloo in spain.  She was upset because she was lonely in her igloo. One day she turned on her tellyb...
Posted by Scally-wag-wag-wagga on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 11:31:00 PST

logic will break your heart forever hmmph

this morning at approximately 4.45am the most distressing thing happened. as i got out lauras car some where between alton and liphook i unknowingly dropped my stills cd, logic will break your heart f...
Posted by Scally-wag-wag-wagga on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 01:02:00 PST

Another anniversary!

well... i may be a bit late for this one but i think Patt will appreciate the lateness as he himself is a lazy fucker.. ..but lets pretend today is the 31st of august 2005 thus making it exactly one ...
Posted by Scally-wag-wag-wagga on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 05:19:00 PST

T H E L O V E O F M Y L I F E

EVERY BODY... TODAY IS MINE AND LYDIA'S TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!!! THIS MAKES ME INCREDABLY HAPPY BECAUSE LYDIAS THE COOLEST BEAN IN THE BEAN BOX. AND ALTHOUGH THIS IS ONE OF MY MOST RUSHED INTO RELAT...
Posted by Scally-wag-wag-wagga on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST