apar

hey im alex. but most people call me apar or parson. im 16 years old. i have blonde hair and green eyes and i am a junior at oaks christian. its pretty chill i guess. so. there is this boy right. his name is kyle blossom. and he is my boyfriend. he is beyond amazing. i mean, he writes me poems. and buys me my favorite 5 things EVER. (see below.) can you get any better than that? NO, you cant. just in case you were wondering. weve been together for a little over 4 months, and i can safely say that i am in love. ive had some really fucked up relationships that were all physical and shit and it was dumb. but this one, me and kyle, damn. i cant even explain it. ive never felt more gorgeous in my entire life than when its 3 in the morning and i have absolutly NO make up on, a HUGE tshirt with no bra, and big baggy basketball shorts and he still says im beautiful. i can always be myself around him no matter what. he never makes fun of me when its two in the morning and im saying random shit that I cant remember the next day because im so tired i cant even think straight. like when i asked him if the chicken was in the street. or if i ask him if i can turn his car into a strip club. and i dont make fun of him when he asks me if we are fighting cowboys. or when he thinks we are on the back of a boat in maui going skydiving. nothing is awkward and thats why i love it. basically. i love kyle. and thats all there is to it. end of story. and theres this girl named allie right, and shes AMAZING. ryan is a cheating whorebag and hes retarded for cheating on her. especially with taylor the cocksuckingwhorebagslutfacebitchbimbo. anyways back to allie. she has a really cool beagle and she sings this cool song when she pets him. “i got a beagle i got a beagle…” enough said. laura melanie sallack: best friend and sister until the day we die. dont ever fucking question that. i can open a starburst with my mouth. i say “how exciting” WAY too much. morgan thinks im saying “rock sliding” but i swear im not. i probably have around 9238457 nick names and i like them all. i cant whistle. i can be a HUGE bitch if i want to. so i dont suggest you get on my bad side. and if you fuck with my friends ill fuck with your face. Ive got their backs and theyve got mine. squaddd. wet naps are pretty cool. yeah thats right kyle, i said wet naps are pretty cool. george davis is my therapist. and no hes not ACTUALLY a therapist. i fucked up really bad sophomore year but i know i have to get it together the next 2 years. i miss kirsten polley. barnes and noble is fun when you read “the cavemans guide to pregnancy”. i havent started drivers ed yet. kyle bitches at me for it but he still lets me drive his car. i love pictures. pasta is sex. so is my sauce…if youve had it you want some right now. fireworks make me happy. me and morgan have this thing with fireworks but we don’t really know what it is. since i went to the foreigner concert at the VC fair im OBSESSED with them. meghan says my tongue is HUGE. which leads to me saying that i can touch my tongue to my nose. how exciting. (i told you i say that a lot.) there is no way in hell anyone could ever hate thomas didamo. ever. if you give me raspberries, propel, reeses pieces, a starbucks double shot, and an energy drink i will pretty much love you forever. i hate liars. A LOT. i also hate when people talk shit about stuff they dont understand. if you dont know what youre talking about then you will just sound dumb so shut the fuck up. my knee caps vibrate when im cold and people usually trip out when they see it, especially dwight. the doctor says i have a “rare muscle convulsion”. YUM. i can only imagine what my knees will be like when im old and cant fucking walk anymore. i can play flute better than i do most other things. i mostly play disney songs. but i also play musical theatre songs. phantom of the opera and such. but the song i play the best is “zero the hero” from hercules. its fucking hard. but its not that bad now that ive played it 2349875 times. sorry im kinda obsessed with my flute, anyways. sooo stoked the democrats took the house back. bye bye bush. dumb faggot. the red sox are amazing and if you dont think so you can suck it. (that means you diddy---fuckin yankee) i cant swallow pills no matter how many times i try. yeah yeah i know its weird. my friends are my life and i would not be able to live without them. you know who you are. the end. can you imagine no love, pride, deep fried chicken. your best friend always sticking up for you, even when I know you're wrong. can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance, five hour phone conversation, the best soy latte that you've ever had, and me ♥ sn = boatsrcool0624
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