The "Loathing Men Network" |
The ghost of someone I ignored in favor of TV has evidently taken control of my DirecTV Box. I say this because it's become of a habit of my system to only receive one channel. Last week I got stuck o...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:35:00 GMT |
New rock n' roll stars. |
Today's rock stars just don't get it.Normally I just let stuff like this roll right off my back. And why not? I'm not going to let anyone displace Hendrix, Led Zep, The Stones or any of my other favor...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 13:08:00 GMT |
Immigration Reform |
I haven't blogged a line in two months, but it's time.Just who the hell is it that dreamt up the immigration 'crisis' that is dominating the headlines? And why is it that it only came to light in the ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 19:09:00 GMT |
My Resume |
Since I'm unemployed I thought I'd post my resume, here goes.
JOE K. MORRIS
OBJECTIVE--To find a job doing something that's not demeaning, boring, crappy and that won't cause slow brain rot. Ide...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 19:45:00 GMT |
How to stop the national crank epidemic |
OK, I'm no prude, but I've had it with crank and crankers.
With that in mind, I've figured out a solution. THEY MUST ALL DIE!! Or at least enough of them need to die that the ones remaining will have...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 14:33:00 GMT |
WANTED: XXXL Gorilla Suit. |
You never have a gorilla suit handy when you really need one.
I'm going to find myself a gorilla suit and have it ready for those special moments; driver's license renewal day, Friday at the bank, or...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 20:40:00 GMT |
DRIVING WHILE STUPID |
I'm going to invent the ultimate tool for law enforcement, and the ultimate way to ensure the continued advancement of intelligent life in our corner of the galaxy. . . THE STUPID DETECTOR!! Of course...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:26:00 GMT |
HAPPY, LIVELY PEOPLE SHOULD BEWARE ON MONDAYS |
When I drag into work three hours late, with a migraine, on a dreary Monday morning, the last thing I want to do is have sunshine and happiness blown up my ass.
A word to the wise, if you are one of ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 12:06:00 GMT |
