Don't you like me, won't you invite me Take me on back to your home Do you think I'm easy, Would you like to please me Next time you're all alone Would you say you care, rough my hair Do whatever I please Will you keep me in style, 'cuz you know all the while That I'm the Hollywood TeaseOh, what a lonely person you are Oh, without me you couldn't get farLet me be rude, do you mind if I'm crude I'll insult all of your friends Never reprimand me, Say you won't demand me Promise that you like all my trends Will you run my bath, make me laugh Get right down on your knees Stare in amazement at my Hollywood basement I'm the Hollywood TeaseOh, what a lonely person you are Oh, without me you couldn't get far, Oh hot dogWant to abuse you, I'm out to confuse you Suck your blood and leave you for dead Hey I'm sarcastic, I'll treat you like a spastic Ignore every word that you say Gonna snore in your ear, spit in your beer Do whatever I please When I've broken your heart, I'll quickly depart 'Cuz I'm the Hollywood, I'm the Hollywood I'm the Hollywood, I'm the Hollywood ha, ha, Tease
