I’ve decided... |
I used to think when I had kids I only wanted boys. But today I decided that I want one boy and one girl. I'm going to name them Cain and Jezebel and ship them off to private Christian school as soon ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:33:00 GMT |
Final exams? |
Um, I prefer not to think of them as "finals" so much as "don’t f-ck up and flunk out adventures."
Watch out baby, I’m goin’ far.
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:26:00 GMT |
perks of the trade |
Nice thing about being a scientist is that no one questions why you're looking up things like Herpes or Chlamydia on the internets at work.
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 13:25:00 GMT |
college |
Call who? Is he going to call me back? I'm not leaving a voicemail if he's not going to call me back.
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:42:00 GMT |
I dunno, it just happens |
I never mean to do drugs.It's just sometimes I laugh so hard coke goes up my nose.
It's pretty embarrassing when it happens in the cafeteria at school.
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:06:00 GMT |
Here for: Serious Relationships |
That's right, I'm here for serious relationships, and serious relationships for here am I only.
Look, all I'm saying is, my pants are off and my cards are on the table, including the jack.
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Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:30:00 GMT |
Questions from Around the World |
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Who do you think will win in the long run- cops or robbers?some sort of messenger from the home shopping network
Will you f-- me?you post video, you get offers too. but they always land...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:51:00 GMT |
