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Sex Machine

Doom or be Doomed!

About Me

Laid back and down to earth, it's hard to believe that I'm a military man. Just waiting patiently for my ticket out of Toledo... I plan on being a Chinese translator, so I'm busy with school and my military obligations... but I still find time to party!
You scored as Wild, Wild! You've got a wild side and aren't afraid to show it. People are attracted to your free spirt and openess to a-hem, try new things...

Wild


100%

Charismatic


90%

Strength


80%

Motherly


65%

Innocent


0%
What's Your Sex Appeal?
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My Interests


You scored as Squall Leonheart, Introverted, realistic, a natural leader. People are often telling you that you should open up more and share your feelings, but why should you bother. It takes someone truly special to get you to open up that way. Either way people look up to you as a strong and natural leader whether you feel you are or not. Did you ever think that may be because you are level headed and think realistically? Lighten up a little, people worry about you.

Zell Dincht


60%

Squall Leonheart


60%

Laguna Loire


50%

Selphie Tilmett


40%

Edea Kramer


40%

Rinoa Heartilly


40%

Quistis Trepe


35%

Seifer Almasy


30%

Kiros Seagill


30%

Ward Zabac


10%

Irvine Kinneas


5%
Final Fantasy 8, which hero are you?
created with QuizFarm.com Kids, friends, sex, weapons, music, karaoke (I'm at Mutz every thursday) nature (camping), video games, strategy games, researching topics of interests, ghost hunting, and last but certainly not least - partying!!

I'd like to meet:

Justin Timberlake and Ben Affleck... so I can beat the shit out of them!! Seriously, I'd like to meet people with a positive outlook on life... and like-minded weirdos like me!
You scored as Wrath,

Wrath


100%

Lust


69%

Sloth


13%

Greed


6%

Gluttony


0%

Envy


0%

Pride


0%
Seven deadly sins
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Music:


You scored as Doggie-style, Congratulations, you like it doggie-style! All I have to say is stay away from animals, we have enough weird people in this world.

Doggie-style


33%

Girl on top


17%

Side by side


13%
What sex position best suits you?
created with QuizFarm.com To name a few: Confessor, Tool, Rage Against the Machine, Spiritualized, Rocket From the Crypt, Muse, Tortoise, Explosions in the Sky, James Brown, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Against Nature, Atheist, Believer, The Cure, Radiohead, Coldplay, Don Byron, Thelonious Monk... too many to list, but depressing music seems to be my favorite...

Movies:

The Crow, High Plains Drifter, Transformers, The Princess Bride, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Gross Point Blank, Say Anything, Pi, Requium for a Dream, The Boondock Saints, The Patriot, 300, Grindhouse, (any horror movie really) Pulp Fiction, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn, Kung-Fu Movies, Borat, Napoleon Dynamite, The Waterboy (movies sooooo stupid they're funny)... also too many to list. Grinhouse Trailer: Planet Terror
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So, Zombies are attacking... how do you handle it?
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You scored as A group's the best way to go!

You're the kind that might survive longest.. in a group. Everyone's watching everyones backs... but beware.. movies dictate that there's always corruption...


You'll die.. But not by THEIR hands, Damn It!!!!!


100%

A group's the best way to go!


100%

....Loser.. I guess you can't adapt


33%

Jerk . Play along


0%

You'll make it on your own


0%

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, 24, The Unit, Lost, Jericho, Rains, Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, Alias, The 4400, Kingdom Hospital, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Robot Chicken, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Da Ali G Show, The Chappel Show... don't watch too much TV... I don't have cable :PWill Ferrel - Landlord
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Books:

Behold A Pale Horse - read it, it's good! Anything in the Dragonlance/Forgotten Realms series, The Wheel of Time, Sword of Truth, The Mote in God's Eye, Wuthering Heights, For Whom the Bell Tolls, books on the occult and unexplained.

Heroes:

George Washington, King Arthur, King Leonitas, James Bond, James Brown, Leon Phelps "The Ladies' Man", and Squall Lionheart (obviously).
You scored as Very Kinky, You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partner

Very Kinky


70%

Average


50%

A Sicko


40%

A WUSS !!


0%
How sexual are you
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How Romantic Are You?
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You scored as true romantic

you are the romantic one, you love to stare in to the one you loves eyes and you enjoy dreaming of the perfect person,(weather you are with them or not). you have alredy planed out your ideal date. you beleive that there is that special someone out there for you and you are willing to wait forever for them to come along. you dont rush into a reltionship, rather you wait till you know its going to last. outward apperances arent that important to you, its their soul that you are really looking at.


true romantic


100%

clingly romantic


50%

jelous romantic


50%

you think romance is for losers


0%

My Blog

Destiny

I believe that everyone is born for a reason and that you can't die until you do what you were born for. I'm living proof, I should've been dead at least four times already. I wouldn't say that one's ...
Posted by Sex Machine on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:54:00 PST

Temporary Stewardship

As the temporary Steward of the Original Hammer House, I pledge to breathe life into the place and restore it's lost glory. I've been obsessed with setting up the house to my standards, and now that i...
Posted by Sex Machine on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:55:00 PST

The Grinch who made Christmas dinner...

The Grinch hates Christmas and everything it stands for.  Covering up a pagan holiday, commercializing American society... but the Grinch's mom wasn't up to making Christmas dinner because she lo...
Posted by Sex Machine on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:56:00 PST

Chronicles of the Masta Driva Pt.3

...just weeks ago, the fledgling Masta Driva completed a course to allow him to drive a UPS package car seasonally.  Not only did he score 100% on the written test, but out of five drivers, him a...
Posted by Sex Machine on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:45:00 PST

Chronicles of the Masta Driva Pt.2

...as I was saying, one thousand days ago, Joel Hammer went into basic training for the air force, but nothing involved driving during THIS particular time.  It was after this time, during tech s...
Posted by Sex Machine on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:06:00 PST

Chronicles of the Masta Driver Pt.1

Thousands and thousands of days ago, before Joel Hammer as we knew him... the year was 2003, and he needed a new vehicle. The only thing in his price range was a 92 Saturn SL-2, manual transmission. U...
Posted by Sex Machine on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:48:00 PST

Training results 4Nov

5-level CDC course - 82%                    skill level- Journeyman PT test - mile 1..2: 12:05   &nbs...
Posted by Sex Machine on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:43:00 PST

To those with Grandparents

For those of you with grandparents still living... spend as much time with them as you can. Mine lived to be 92 and 91, and i'm not sad that they died. I'm sad that i didn't see them more... they were...
Posted by Sex Machine on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:50:00 PST

Training results

M4 Carbine: Iron sights used to target- Qualified 18/30 - 60% Accuracy M9 Handgun - Qualified - 42/45 - 93.3% Accuracy M240B Heavy Machine Gun - Exceptional - 1075/1100 - 97.7% Accuracy Handling Liquo...
Posted by Sex Machine on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:24:00 PST

Song of the Stormrider

Alone I sing of My sorrow to the Clouds that are black-laced. The storms of sadness Rain upon my heart. The salty sting of Angel's tears burrow Into my opened Wounds.  They weep for me Because...
Posted by Sex Machine on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:14:00 PST