kilb

I've left the lazy sanctuary of uni and now work as a case negotiator in a law firm. its not as swish as it sounds, and i miss being a lazy bum. dont touch my ears or i'll use my deceptively small muscles on you. i want orangutangs, not children. my ridiculous laugh embarasses me frequently due to its similarity to a foghorn. i can often be caught pushing my specs up my nose, a habit which is hard to break. daytime tv and naps are my calling in life. i tell myself to think before i speak, but never do. i'll never be hard, tall, fat or have a good singing voice. this is something ive come to accept.