"Interests? How broad can a question be really? Well I like stuff and things. This is just another way to keep me down! I am not gonna fall for it. No way. You can ask me anything, anything. I'll tell you anything, but not, ABSOLUTELY NOT my interests. This is an infringment on my rights. I am appalled. Seriously I feel like the time when the Fresh Prince of Bel Air's Dad came back? Who the hell do you think you are? You know what, enough pushing the envelope. Its not bad enough that we can steal people's music on the internet, find a person's personal information, download ridiculous amounts of scandalous x-rated video, get pre-written essays to hand in for sub-par marks, convert explicit pictures into wallpaper to be gazed at in order to keep the women's movement down, order books and movies which might be explicit, you never know, over the internet and have them delivered to your house without you ever having to move out of your comfortable, cosy, and warm existence that is your lazy boy recliner!
I kindly decline to answer this question" - Jordan Armenise
oh, and
MY REAL RESULTS:Your results:
You are The Flash
The Flash
90%
Iron Man
80%
Spider-Man
70%
Green Lantern
65%
Catwoman
60%
Hulk
55%
Robin
50%
Superman
45%
Wonder Woman
45%
Supergirl
40%
Batman
35%
Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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I REALLY WANTED TO BE:Your results:
You are Green Lantern
Green Lantern
75%
Spider-Man
60%
Wonder Woman
60%
The Flash
55%
Catwoman
55%
Superman
50%
Hulk
50%
Supergirl
45%
Robin
45%
Batman
35%
Iron Man
15%
Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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I'd like to meet:
"I'd like to meat a person who has a vast knowledge of cure meats from around the world. Reason being, there isn't alot of ppl who have the capacity to learn and really care about bratwurst and prosciutto cotto" - Jordan Armenise
"I'd like to meet Phil Collins. Reason being, I would urge him to reform Genesis, then spread a rumour so repulsive, it causes Peter Gabriel to rewrite the
words to Sledgehammer, in a way where he is constantly referring to Phil Collins as a "son of a bitch" - Jordan Armenise
"I would like to meet James Gandolfini, the actor who plays Tony Soprano on the hit show The Sopranos. Reason being, I would ask him, "Do you really eat
all that food? Like does some of it go to charitable organizations or do you really eat all the food on the show? " Also I would do an improvisational game
where we would have a whole conversation, only using the words "Forget about it" and "Gaba -goo" - Jordan Armenise
"I would like to meet Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod, the hit fitness gurus from somewhere in Canada, Chatham maybe? Reason being, I would like to ask them
"Fuck guys, eat a burg, a gyro, hack a dart and fuck already..BodyBreak!" - Jordan Armenise
Music:
"Music and I are like a good chardenay and a brick of cheese on the dock of a Muskocan Hideaway under the morning dew. Pretty good if your into that. I have been accused mostly of liking or claiming to like Emo, Classic Rock, Metal, and various mimetic chanting bands such as the Travelling Mimetic Chanters. The fact of the matter is this. There's colours on the streets, red white and blue, ppl shufflin' their feet, ppl sleepin' in their shoes..Do you get me yet? You don't? Ok. Allow me to try again. NO sugar tonight in my coffee no sugar tonight in my tea. Still Nothing? Ok. Lets continue. Rejected since day one, my name is bastard son, I've been dead, so many times I lost count. I had a great relationship when I was younger. For a long time though, I really didn't listen to music. I don't know why. Most of my friends love music, so it was boring to hear them talk about bands, so to integrate myself in the conversation, I would bring up a band of no relevance or interest to anyone like....Collective Soul. You see, by doing that, it would abruptly jolt the conversation into a tailspin, visa vie, no one would remember what they were talking about. Now, in present time though, I have rekindled a passion for music. I feel different. I feel more alive" - Jordan Armenise
Movies:
"As I look around my room, I see movie posters for the following movies: Edward Scissorhands, Goodfellas, Snatch, Requim for a Dream, Mallrats, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, American Beauty, Fight Club and Vanilla Sky...and Jenna Jameson's The Masseuse but thats it. The point is, I like lots of movies. They come and go, but certain ones stick within your psyche forever. Something about them, the stories they tell, the way they look and move, I don't know....there is something about the way Robert DeNiro beats the shit out of guys in GoodFellas that makes me stand up and say "Yeah kick his ass!" There is something about the way Edward Scissorhands can pick up a Suburban cougar housewife that makes me think "Nice work Edward fuckin Scissorhands", there is something about the way Kevin Spacey jogs down the middle of the street blaring The Who in his walkman that makes me cheer for him, regardless of the fact that he is infatuated with his daughter's slutty best friend. There is something about the way music and violence in Snatch characterize the English Underworld that makes you hope their social club sells soundtracks to the music that follows them down the street as they walk. Fantasy. Escapism. Violence. People beating the shit out of eachother. Sex. Love. Obsession. Mafia. Outcasts. Insanity. This is film. This is entertainment. This is what I like" - Jordan Armenise
Television:
Which Original 90210 Character are You?
You're Steve. You've got a big heart. A love for fast cars and easy women. You enjoy life. You crave love. You've always been second to best friend, Brandon, but are too much of a sweetheart to let it get to you.
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Books:
Your Deadly Sins
Pride: 60%
Greed: 20%
Lust: 20%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Sloth: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will become famous - and subsequently killed by a stalker.
How Sinful Are You?
Heroes:
Conan O'Brien, Andy Kaufman, Jim Carrey, David Cross, Jerry Seinfeld, non-serious section includes Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Rob Lowe, here we go with real heroes again Will Ferrell, Dave Chappelle -whos stand up I was studying like 6 yrs ago, Jimmy Fallon in moderation when he isn't corpsing (laughing on camera) ie: The Barry Gibb Talk Show, Charles Grodin -only bc its funny to mention his name and then explain who he is, My Improv Mentors - Rochelle Wilson, David Shore, Sandy Jobins-Bevans, Michael J. Fox - the man, funnier than most ppl give him credit for, Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa only - so funny, highly recommended to all ppl who like to laugh out loud, Bill Murray - bc dry humour is necessary esp Groundhog Day, Dave Marshall - plays Chainsaw in the movie Summer School with Mark Harmon and also plays Dave Marshack in the movie Ski School = helped me get thru puberty, the character of Lloyd Dobler played by Jon Cusack in Say Anything and any Saturday morning stock characters from Hangtime.
