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Jonny B. Nasty

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About Me

I have hair. I color my hair. See my hair. See the color of my hair. What color is it today?
I go to "Anyone Can Come" University... or Austin Community College, where the deer and the antelope reign. I HAVE NO MONEY! I want to major in Theatre, so I can be an Actor and have no money in the future. I HAVE NO MONEY! I like long beaches on the walk. If you'd like to know where Waldo is, he's in my pantaloons, and he's not coming out until Arbor Day. I went to Eastwood HS in El Chuco, Texas, otherwise known as ‘Chico's Tacos, how may I ayuda?land.
What's a blue book? I HAVE NO MONEY! milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made
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My Interests

Theatre, Girls, Tantric Sex, cigarettes, art, music, good people, energy, dmt,bdsm, piercings, tattoos, body mods, funny people, glasses, hands, lips, eyes, steeling street signs, reading, colored hair, strong sexual energy, gay boys, Tranny-boys, Jewish ppl, Matt's boogers (shaken, not stirred), burning shit, your mom, your sister, serial killers, TED BUNDY, coffee, tall bitches, legs, xanny bars, mushrooms, raves, peaches, public sex, broadway, dead puppies, traveling, bighting, cutting, reading the back of shampoo bottles, nuns, alter boys, getting fucked with loaded guns, artists( they cry after sex), sarcasim,virgins, Mimi dancing to the sound of iced tea being stirred at the Impromptu Salon, La Vie Boheme,Days of inspiration, playing hooky, making something outta nothing, the need to express, to communicate... Going against the grain, going insane, going mad... Loving tension, no pension, more than one dimension, starving for attention, hating convention, hating pretension. Not to mention, of course, hating dear old mom and dad... Riding your bike midday past the three-piece suits, fruits, no absolutes, Absolut, choice, THE VILLAGE VOICE, any passing fad... Being an "us" for once, instead of a "them..." La vie Boheme... Hand-crafted beers made in local breweries, yoga, yogurt, rice and beans and cheese, leather, dildos, curry vindaloo, huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou... Emotion, devotion, causing a commotion, creation, vacation, mucho masturbation... Compassion, fashion, passion (when it's new), Sontag, Sondheim, anything taboo, Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage, Lenny Bruce, Langston Hughes, the stage, Uta, Buddha, Pablo Neruda... Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow to blow off Auntie Em... La vie Boheme... Bisexuals, trisexuals, homosapiens, carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, PeeWee Herman... German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein, Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa, Carmina Burana... Empathy, entropy, apathy, ecstasy... Vaclav Havel, the Sex Pistols, 8BC... No shame, never playing the fame game... Marijuana! Sodomy (it's between God and me), S&M... La vie Boheme... Dance! Film! Music! Anarchy! Faggots, lezzies, dykes, cross-dressers too... People living with (not dying from) disease... La vie Boheme!!!

I'd like to meet:

FAME!!!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/18269112584128159378/What-Kind- of-Drag-King-are-You

Music:

Broadway musicals, Off-Broadway musical... I know.
MSI bitches! i love them so much! for about 6 months i had nothing but mindless in my car playing 24/7.Queen, Talking Heads, Bob Marley, Muddy Waters,Devendra Banhart,Screem Club, Miles Davis, Billie Holiday, Sleater Kinney, Bjork, The Doors, Janis Joplin, The Cure, Jimmy Hendrix, Nina Simone, The Clash, The Ramones,Teem Gina,LedZeppelin,Creedence Clearwater Revival, Blondie, Pink Floyd,Ben Harper, Sublime,sector nine, Beck, Portishead, John Lennon, Grateful Dead, Beatles, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Eric Clapton, Johnny Cash Rufus Wainwright, The Album Leaf, Elvis Presley, lezzies on x, Damien Rice, The Postal Service, Tegan and Sara, Heart, Peaches,Modest Mouse, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Ani Difranco,at the drive in, a tribe called quest, adam green, aphex twin, the arcade fire, bauhaus, ben kweller, bright eyes, belle and sebastian, bloc party, conflict, crass, cursive, coldplay, denali, dj krush, dj shadow, death cab for cutie, depeche mode, deep dish, defacto, dj tiesto, the doors, elliott smith,sneaker pimps, foo fighters felix da house cat, fiona apple, fugazi, the flaming lips, gravy train, hot rod circuit, the helio sequence, incubus, interpol, joy division, le tigre, morrissey, the mars volta, peachcake, pretty girls make graves, the pixies, pj harvey, the queers, radiohead, red hot chili peppers, the ramones, the rolling stones, the sex pistols, system of a down, the smiths, the strokes, tsunami bomb, the velvet underground, the who, wilco, yo la tengo, THE TOILETBOYS!!! so much more but me se no thinkie no more...

Movies:

Requiem for a Dream, Pi, Happy Tree Friends, Angels in America, Fishing for Ghandi, Last Temptation of Christ, Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers,Harold and Maude, Memento, The Yellow Submarine, Dogma, Gia, "Girl, Interrupted," Fight Club, Cecil B. Demented, anything with Angelina Jolie

Television:

The L Word, Queer As Folk, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, King of the Hill, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Stroker and Hoop, Ellen, Full Metal Alchemist, FLCL

Books:

Party Monster, Edgar Allen Poe, *pounds head on desk in frustration*, The Disintegration of James Cherry,Go Ask Alice, Kissing Doorknobs, The DaVinci Code, I Can Count To Ten: A Book About Personal Triumphs, Body Alchemy, Harry Potter 1,2,4,5,6 cuz 3 sucked my ballz, OMGZ TEH BIBLE! CUZ JEZUZ L337 HAXORZ SAVEZ!
Don't Remember all of them...

Heroes:

MY MOMMY,Stephen Sondheim, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Jonathan Larson, George and Ira Gershwin, Genesis P-Orridge, Klaus Nomi, Elton Johnimg src="http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d54/iknowiknowiknow/z e.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.

My Blog

she shines, in a world full of ugliness.

its true.  
Posted by Jonny B. Nasty on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 08:31:00 PST

...

she matters when everything is meaningless...
Posted by Jonny B. Nasty on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:40:00 PST

i might die...

my heart feels broken... im slow like honey and heavy with mood.  
Posted by Jonny B. Nasty on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:35:00 PST

please stab me...

... in the neck... yeah. you think thats funny dont you. fuck you....im so fucked up.a pannic attack would be the ideal feel of the night.just know.YOUare the person that does that thing to my heart t...
Posted by Jonny B. Nasty on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:36:00 PST

lola, el oh el ay

Lola lyricsI met her in a club in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes like cherry cola See-oh-el-aye cola. she walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark...
Posted by Jonny B. Nasty on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:29:00 PST

and then i die.

I'm such a mess.                    i feel so unsafe.  i need a friend.  
Posted by Jonny B. Nasty on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:21:00 PST

subject line

WITH 2006 COMING TO AN END HAVE YOU...1. Have you had any relationships this year?i guess you could call that disaster a relationship...2. Have you had your birthday yet?october 7th bitches3. Cried ye...
Posted by Jonny B. Nasty on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 07:21:00 PST

i feel...

detatched.                 and it hurts...
Posted by Jonny B. Nasty on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:03:00 PST

and the days go by

your eyes pierce though my soul, the very core of my existence relies on your breath, beauty,  and the amazing talent you have to keep my heart beating after enduring so much heart break from you...
Posted by Jonny B. Nasty on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:29:00 PST

Pearl vs 21st

feel the positive vibes... bull shit!  step 1 ignore them.-failed step 2 blow dart gun- this should be fun... if all else fails the festivas pole will be their doom. followed by rainbow shit fli...
Posted by Jonny B. Nasty on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:17:00 PST