my lover
she listens.she cares.she understands.shes the best.
THE CURE FOR DEPRESSION
this recipe was smuggled into this country in the 12th century tattooed in hieroglyphics on the tongue of a Lithuanian midget and its been a secret ever since. this is the recipe to get rid of any blues in life you encounter, i mean like serious blues. like if youre half way through breakfast and you realize youre maid pissed in your corn flakes. if you get them in this exact order and you will never be sad.you get 5 cc's of of shit from an alligator in heat. two black head bones of frog ankles and a pound of possum meat an ounce of sperm from a hibernating bear some mountain lion pubic hair snatch the eyes of a fly flying backwards you spin him around and put his eyes back on before he hits the ground then you skateboard down the hill smoking cigarettes drinking lighter fluid steal the stink out of a pile of shit before a fly gets to it and the last thing you do is take a bath in a tub full of toxic waste on top of the Himalayas and slap big foot in the faceIF YOU CAN DO ALL OF THAT you will never get the blues.
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Sophie