i'm emigrating - want to stay in touch? |
hello folks. i'm moving. leaving the rat race. doing one to better climes, off to find myself. YES! I'm off to facebook. For those that know me look me up by name, you will find me eventually. For tho...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 15:43:00 GMT |
riddle me this - CONTAINS DEAD ANIMAL |
if you drink a can of red bull thats been in the fridge for about 5 months, and its frozen, and you open it with a can opener what excatly is left of the red bull to drink? obviously the water is froz...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:51:00 GMT |
something always comes along and pisses on your fire |
been mugged tonight so i don't have a phone right now. which is a touch wank. probably won't have one til end of this month so i will be going back in time to when i was a kid and used to be able to r...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 16:12:00 GMT |
GET IN THIS IS FUCKING ACE THIS IS RIGHT! |
Handed me notice in today, la la la la la lalala!
3 weeks left to fanny around and generally get right on peoples tits with my broad smile and 'fuck you' attitude.
GET THE MUMFUCKIN' IN!
In the word...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:31:00 GMT |
Yeah well I got a new job n' that |
Away from these wankers.
leave your comments of congratulations if you can be fucking arsed.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:19:00 GMT |
You fuckers want free music? |
Cut and paste this into the google search bar hole:
intitle:index.of "mp3" +"band name and track" -htm -html -php -asp "Last Modified"
replace "band name and track" with ummm... whatever band a...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:23:00 GMT |
Earth is populated by scum and twats |
Except for all you guys that is. This is turning into the most hideous week since my mum destroyed my favourite Tonka car by lighting the bonfire I had parked it under the day before. COUL...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:07:00 GMT |
Rights thats fucking it |
I'm leaving. Going. Departing. Buggering off. Made my decision. But don't panic (like you were anyway), as of next September I am going to do the world and stuff. Have so...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:31:00 GMT |
IF...IF...If i had one message to give... |
...it would read something like this.
PLEASE IF THERE IS A GOD BELIEVER OR EVEN IF YOU ARE AN ATHEIST THIS WOULD BE IT:
The 'band' Your Vegas do not deserve, in any way, shape or imagination, to ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 17:08:00 GMT |
These are the THINGS i have done lately |
Burst my nose I looked like a mess.
Not drank alcohol for 12 days. I feel no different.
Noticed that Jo at work has nice hair.
Ate some 'hot' Bombay Mix but it was more salty than hot and made m...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 01:20:00 GMT |
