Jesus

I am the first the last, the alpha and the omega. I am the first star and the last. I am forever. I am in everyone of you. And i have waited 2000 years to get wasted again, so over that time the wine better have gotten good. And dont forget about my special herbs i gave you beings of the world, Adam and Eve kept smoking my shit so I had to get them out of my garden, thats why that nigga ate my damn forbidden apple, fucking munchies side affect. Well anyway. Send me your prayers and i will bless you with big groans and well other things Call me. 777-555-SINS