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Ze French-Man

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Venture to my Online Portfolio @ MutantNinja.com

I'm on MySpace, can you really take anything that anyone says here seriously? How do you know we arent all lying to you?? (enter evil maniacal laughing here.)BUT for those who feel a burning desire to know about me, here's a few honest semi-non-sarcastic facts about me.

Favorite Beats: Amon Tobin, Beck, Deadmau5, old Metallica, Chemical Brothers, MF Doom, SebastiAn, Rob Dougan, Nine Inch Nails, Charlie Clouser, Jimi Hendrix, Finch, AC/DC, Static-X, Aphex Twin, Handsome Boy Modeling School (yeah, thats a group), Cake, the Dust Brothers, RATATAT, Keoki, Incubus, Bob Marley, Infected Mushroom, the Prodigy, Rammstein, Dead Kennedys,

Favorite Albums: Aphex Twin's Selected Ambient Works Vol. 2, The Dust Brothers' Fight Club Cinema Score, Amon Tobin's Splinter Cell Soundtrack, Permutation and Out From Out Where, Incubus' S.C.I.E.N.C.E., Dirty Vegas' Self Titled album, Beck's Mutations, Nine Inch Nails' The Fragile, Bjork's Vespertine, Deadmau5's Random Album Title
Flicks: GoodFellas, Dumb and Dumber, Casino, Iron Giant, Matchstick Men, Go, Resevoir Dogs, Natural Born Killers, Airplane!, Monsters Inc, Fight Club, Scent of a Woman, Star Wars, Full Metal Jacket, the Matrix, I cant believe you're actually still reading all of this.. (no that isnt a movie), SpaceBalls, Snatch, Friday,

Idiot box presentations: DEXTER, the Simpsons, Futurama, TOP GEAR!!!, Next World on Science Channel, History Channel, Adult Swim, MXC, Natl Geographic (stop laughing), the Venture Bros.

Faves!:Chicken Fettucini Alfredo, technology, learning, LIVING life, traveling, pushing myself and being pushed to new levels, good cannoli, Marianne's in Oxnard, Baja Cantina and the Velvet Margarita, X-men art & comics, the beach, the mountains & forest,

Not a fan of: American Dad, Family Guy to a lesser extent, hip hop music, things caught in my teeth, things caught in your teeth, Paris Hilton, Kanye West, slow drivers!!, sunburns, black liquorice, U2, Madonna, pushy people at shows, Will Ferrel, most seafood, Abercrombie and Fitch, Ed Hardy and alike non sense, BILL O'REILY,

This is a video from all the footage shot from my trip to Japan. Edited, spliced, diced and cooked to a slow simmer by my friend and fellow Japanese cohort, John. Definitely one of the best adventures Ive been on, but most definitely not the last. Fun facts to pay attention for: my ignorant comment of :"they're giving out sushi like its hotdogs!" (hey, its expensive here in the U.S. so back off, I'll just blame that dumb comment on the jetlag and let things be that.) enjoy.

Japan Montage

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You,any of your cute friends (providing they're female), Jim Carrey, Richard D. James, Hunter S. Thompson, Kiera Knightly, Mel Brooks, Alfred Hitchcock, Ron White, Pablo Francisco, Rodney Dangerfield, Brandon Boyd, Alphonse Mucha, John Candy, Frank Caliendo, J Scott Campbell, Amon Tobin, Don Rickles, George Carlin, Nostradamus, Confucius,

My Blog

ipod + snowboarding =

BLISS.
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:06:00 GMT

If you can, please help...

THANK GOD the time has come! ! Its SNOWB OARDI NG SEASO N! ! ! ! ! Any of you who know how to ride or wana learn , let me know I wana go ASAP to Mt. High or Big Bear. I need to feed the addic tio...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 08:42:00 GMT

Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN

One of the best movies ive seen in a LONG time, ESPECIALLY for the horror genre!! Now i KNOW what youre probably thinking cause i was thinking the same thing.. ANOTHER Halloween movie, and done by Ro...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:05:00 GMT

MY PORTFOLIO WEBSITE!!

Is SOON to be reconstructed.. I realized its been glitchy in need of a preloader but thats SOON to be fixed!! Thanks for your support n patience y'all!! Im new to the digital frontier.. :PIs FINALLY C...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 16:30:00 GMT

If you love something let it go. And if it comes back to you, you know it’s yours..

A hard piece of truth.
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:19:00 GMT

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (colored car, that is)

5 years. Some of you may know my iconic yellow car, and after 5 years (and with some regret, its time to say goodbye..). As much as i loved driving and having that car, times do change. And although...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:03:00 GMT

the circus continues its travels

guten tag to my fans in myspace land. just an update should you be curious. i just arrived in Germany tonight..today for the last 6 days of my europe travels. just a note, Paris (France) smells like u...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:57:00 GMT

the traveling circus continues

to all my homies out there, i leave today the 15fh for Europe. Im goin to Italy, Greece, France and Germany. ALL before Aug. 6th!! AMAZING I KNOW! anyways, just leavin a message before i go (now leave...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:58:00 GMT

Hooray! Im FIRED!!

I am now once again part of the unemployed and free to rejoin society in the "outside world"!! Translation: The Simpsons movie crew has wrapped (with the exception of a few brave souls) of which I am ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:16:00 GMT

Anna Nicole Smith. Rest in Peace or Rot in Pieces?

Just a random rant here, and its going to be a collection of uncomposed thoughts.. but why is the recently departed Ms. Smith recieving so much attention and praise??? A month before her death let alo...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:20:00 GMT