Chris22

Small Intro...

I'm 20, live in footballers country; Cheshire, and I'm bored shiteless. I’m a pretty quite person, I keep myself to myself most of the time, so people will have to get my attention most of the time if they want to chat. I try and see the best out of everything, I don't let a few rotten apples spoil the orchard. I've suffered from M.E. for a good few years now, since I was fifteen. Can't shake it off.

The Likes...

I love Football.
Manchester United through and through.
Formula One, MotoGP, IRL.
Massive Jacques Villeneuve fan, closet Jenson Button fan, part-time Neel Jani fan.
Golf, usually play it weekly.
Snooker fan and player.
Ronnie O'Sullivan fan, he with Jacques and Beckham are probably my great idols, beause I can relate to a lot of what he says.
I love animals.
I love art. [click]
Friendly people, I like people who make others happy, who put the interests of friends before their own.
I like people who are intelligent and have great ingenuity (That's why I admire many people like Kenneth Williams, Clement Freud and Stephen Fry, Koen Vergeer), two of the most brilliant and important qualities anyone can have

The Dislikes...

Patronising journalists and 'bloggers'.
'Private profilers'.
Animal cruelty.
I hate the new "forum culture" (I just made that phrase up but it's pretty accurate) surrounding Football knower days.

"To Them" - in memory of the Munich Air Disaster, on the 6th of February, 1958

Pause for a while and a tale I’ll relate, of a team that we justly had cause to call great,
A long time may lapse err we see such a team, for Busby just skimmed the top of the cream,
In England and Europe yes, world football too, these youngsters knew just what precisely to do,
No bragging, no boasting just on with the game, the best and the rest will remember their names,
Remember them well and honour them too, reflect on the glory they brought home to you,
Byrne, Jones, Whelan, Coleman, Taylor, Pegg, Edwards and Bent,
how could they know their lives had been spent,
Crickmer the faithful and Whalley the great, who’d worked day and night a defeat to prevent,
Can you forget? Well brother just try, then brush that tear away from your eye,
The good lord above must have made a decree –,, “I need you in heaven for eternity”
And somewhere above they watch and they say,,, “United we are, United we stay”.
No matter for now what the future may hold, your exploits are legion United the bold,
The world shall remember as each of us do, the greatest team ever, the team that was you,
And some day perhaps on Old Trafford ground, if we listen with care we may hear a strange sound,
As from up in the clouds with pride we look down, and see the Babes wearing your own triple crown.
My Biography...
The Basics About Moi
Initials: CC
Middle Name: Michael, Edward
Nickname: CC
Sex: Male...
Date of Birth: 22/02/88
Star Sign: Pisces
Place of Birth: Stockport, England
Current Location: Knutsford, England
Height: 5'8
Weight: 196lbs
Hair Length: Short-to-Medium length, a medium'ish' mohican as well...
Hair Colour: Black/Brown
Eye Colour: Brown
Skin Tone (Light, Medium, Dark): Light/Medium
Piercings: None
Tattoos: None
Scars and Birthmarks: Scar on my head, birthmark on my left leg
My Favourite Things...
City: Manchester
Vacation Spot: St. Ives
Sport: Football (as in Soccer)
Food: Pasta
Dessert: Ice Cream
Drink (Non-Alcoholic): Coke, Red Bull
Drink (Alcoholic): Rum, Vodka and Pepsi
Place to Eat: Not fussy...
Ice Cream Flavour: Strawberry
Season: Summer
Holiday: Christmas
Clothing Brand: Void
Make-Up Brand: Void...
Shampoo and Conditioner: 'Head & Shoulders' I guess
Supermodel: Jodie Kidd
Actor: Johnny Depp
Actress: No preference
Athlete: Jacques Villeneuve
Athletic Team: Manchester United
Decade: 90's
Old Nickolodeon Show: Sponge Bob probably
Number: 22
Colour: Red
Word: Winner
Phrase: A women and a man standing at a bar; Man "Are you having another?", Women "No it's just the way my coats done up"...
Magazine: World Soccer
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Be unique and different, just say yes
Language: English I suppose
Country: Everywhere has faults
Flower: Red Rose
Girl's Name: Cassidy
Boy's Name: Zach
Do I...
Sing in the shower?: No
Write memos on your hand?: Not memos no
Call people back?: Always
Have your driver's liscense?: Provisional
Believe in a thing called love?: Of course
Knock on wood?: What sort of Wood?
Sleep on a certain side of the bed?: Which ever side isn't taken...
Speak another language?: No, want to learn Latin though
Have citizenship to more than one country?: Yes, Republik of Mancunia being t'other
Think you're attractive?: Not really
Wear glasses or contact lenses?: Neither
Have any weird pet peeves?: Too many; Losing, not getting responces to letters/phone calls/emails etc. I've also made it my personal ambition to strike down any 'doctor' who dares to call chronic fatigue syndrome; 'yuppy flu'
Have any weird hobbies?: Depends what you define as weird...
Like your life so far?: I'm writing this here, what to do you think?
Totally Random Stuff...
If you could take back one thing from your childhood, what would it be?: Attracting chronic fatigue syndrome
Would you rather win an Oscar or Nobel Prize?: Nobel Prize
What time do you get up in the morning?: anywhere from 7 am to 1 pm
What time do you go to sleep?: 1 am - 4 am
If you could bring 5 items with you to a desert island, what would they be?: A boat, some fuel, some food, a map, a brush...
Do you prefer blonde hair or brown hair on the opposite sex?: Either, it's just a colour afterall
What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't done yet?: Play for Manchester United
If you were on death row, what would you request for your final meal?: A stale french bread stick, mustard and a coconut
If you could travel anywhere in the world, which location would you pick?: Florida
Name 5 people in history who you'd like to invite to a dinner party?: Jacques Villeneuve, George Best, Kenneth Williams, Stephen Fry, David Beckham
Poof! It's a genie! What are your 3 wishes?: Infinite money (dur), a desert island, and a brush...
If you could be anything/one you want, who/what would you be?: Multi-Billionaire owner of Manchester United, usurping that plonker Glazer
If you were a Super Hero, what would your power be?: Teleportation
If the world floods and you can only save 1 animal species, you'll save...: A select few from the Human race...
What are the last 4 digits of your cell phone number?: 7725 (Message me for the full version)