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Mark

About Me

Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffle bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Joel McHale, Barry Obama, Brian Posehn, David Cross, Lee Miller, Todd F. Packer, Talib Kweli, Blackthought, Sean Penn, Tom Bergeron

My Blog

The Number One Threat to America - Bears!

Our eyes met in the empty bookstore.  I withdrew and he pursued.  He pursued and I withdrew&wait, that's not how it happened.  I withdrew to a further degree, he pursued.  I withdr...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:35:00 GMT

What? Was Augie Ojeda busy Wednesday night?

Random thoughts as I create mock-ups for my "Curse of Jim Belushi" t-shirts and wonder how many people passed on singing the 7th Inning Stretch of game one of the NLDS.  I'm guessing it had to be...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:43:00 GMT

Back in Bidness

Bored, figure I'd fire this back up.  Don't really have any new Saturday morning shows to dissect, just some random stuff, while I pine for the chance to see Dave Matthews Band play "Warehouse" l...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:30:00 GMT

IOIs, Avatars, DLVs, et. Al  A Creeps Guide to Skanks

Yea, so it's Saturday night and my only companionship for the weekend so far has been Ozzie & Cooper....yea, shoot me now.  Cooper has shat in the house and chewed up my Bears hat I bought la...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 19:00:00 GMT

When I wake up in the mornin' and the 'larm gives out a warnin': Saturday Morning Life Lessons

So lately I've been wanting to write a blog, and certain people don't understand the meaning of blog...being the combination of the words Web and Log, so I figure what better time then when I've had a...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 20:52:00 GMT

..just twistin my body from side 2 side...

it's been a while for the old blog but whatever i'm bored, drinkin alone watchin george michael's sports machine...and no, that's not the good george michaelsaw o.a.r for the 7th time yesterday and th...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 23:19:00 GMT

va-ca is half over and i'm already hurting

well today is day 6 of the 10 day vacation....i've drank the last 4 days and constantly feel like garbage...partied in EC on friday, highland on saturday...stayed up til after 4 on sunday with a bunch...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 15:17:00 GMT

it scrubs the bubbles so you don't have toooooooo----no, no i didnt...

so pretty crazy i move into the apartment in about 6 days...i remember back in december when me and bobby would be like it's gonna be crazy in 6 months, now its 6 days and its even crazier....i put s...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 08:45:00 GMT

i bounce in the club so the hoes call me rocket...

yea, this week while playing an exciting round of frolf with mills, i stumbled across an ipod shuffle....took it in case it worked, which i didnt think b/c it was wet and muddy out....got back to the...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 19:14:00 GMT

ask ziggy when i can leap al

yea, so this week while perusing the circuit city ad i saw that they had quantum leap seasons 1 through 3 on sale for $19....since this was the next tv show collection i was planning on buying (while...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 14:41:00 GMT