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About Me

I don't have any baggage. No real trauma. Wasn't physically or emotionally abused. My parents loved & encouraged me. I had an incredibly happy childhood. Went to school for the things I love most in the world; acting & massage. Am making a steady living doing both. I've been dealt a very lucky hand and I couldn't be more grateful. I've been living by the water in Fort Lauderdale, a very clean city that seems to stay an average of 80 degrees every day. I got a kayak a year ago and things have never been the same. I've never been outside so much in my life. Explored all the waterways scattered throughout the city, surfed the waves on the ocean, seen rays, turtles, jellyfish, and the like... therapeutic. I'm an optimist and an idealist. I have vivd dreams and then I write them down and that makes me dream more, which makes me write more and so on and so forth. I like to go a little crazy from time to time, but always stay tethered to reality. My life has changed dramatically over the last couple months. I plan to continue the change by moving to the other side of the country by the middle of next year. Try my luck out West... .. ...... ..I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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My Blog

The Masses are DUMB.

"Marketing is the Devils art," said a wise friend of mine. And I agree with him.Marketing feeds the masses what they need to hear. It keeps them dumb and happy. This is okay because the majority of...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 06:22:00 GMT

The most exciting time to be alive

I believe this is the most exciting time to be alive in our 200,00 years of modern human history. Things are moving faster than ever before. And with each new piece of technology, there comes a shif...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:21:00 GMT

Stripped- part 2 Time to get Slayed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P07j2sjmnuk Servants of hell, once innocent flowers, have become your worst nightmare. Will they kill everyone or can they be stopped?
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:47:00 GMT

Stripped- part 1 The Soul Suckers arrive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwzrwlT-_eM "I'd sell my soul for some strippers right now." We've all said it. But what if it came true? Be careful what you wish for... Sexy can turn to ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:42:00 GMT

Manifesto for Peace- Entry 1

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Albert EinsteinI am an idealist and an optimist and I live for passionate conversat...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:53:00 GMT

A Pair of Tongs and One Unfortunate Rat

The roof to our house was in bad shape before Michelle and I moved in. When a hurricane blew through two weeks afterwards, it brought rain that poured through our ceiling in several steady streams. ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:06:00 GMT

This Bulletin is Meaningless

check out my new pix! funny joke!I want to be noticed and appreciated. So I offer an anecdote.An interesting tidbit;"A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes."Something quick and easy for you to use in conversa...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:49:00 GMT

Stepping on a Nail

It was like any other normal day on set. I told myself I wasn't going to eat the biscuits and gravy, but I did anyway and it was really salty and I immediately regretted it. I did a minimal amount o...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:19:00 GMT

Rocko falls off his bike. -The FULL STORY

I was driving home from a barbeque on Memorial Day after having some delicious ribs. Yummy to my tummy. I was almost home when I passed a few kids on motorized scooters... which are nice, but they're ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 21:21:00 GMT

I am Leif, Defender of Mailmen!

I chased a dog down the street today with a curtain rod. The mailman outside my large front window fell to his knees in fear, his carefully ordered mail scattered to the ground.The ridgebacked h...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:55:00 GMT